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Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

accusations, Brazil, Brazils, Business, Chechen warlord, Chechnya, compliance, controversy, court ruling, cybertruck, Elon, elon musk, Kadyrov, Minecraft, Musk, POL, Politics, PRESSURE, REINSTATEMENT, remotely disabling, smp, Technology, tesla, top court

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	757
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

adjusting for guests, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, household rules, Minecraft, niece staying over, niece vs daughter, NieceCraft, parenting, PC Gaming, prioritizing my niece, school morning routine, school pressure, Server, setting boundaries, sibling rivalry, sleep schedule, teenage girls, video games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Towns Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming needs over everything else! Just like this mom prioritized her niece over her own daughter, we make sure you get the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of playing with friends late into the night, just like the daughter in this story wanted to do. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your buddies?

Our server is so awesome that even if your room is too small for a gaming setup, like the daughter in this story, we’ll find a way to accommodate you. No excuses, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where gaming comes first and sleep is just a distant memory. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master?

MommaCraft: Apology Accepted

Accepted, Apology, Apology accepted, Boss, class email, Community, Dads, exclusion, full-time, INTENSE, Involved, Leukemia, MommaCraft, moms, parents, Principal, responsible parent, SALTY, Single dad, Slacking, Teacher, uncle

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Villages Defended:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against dads like Ms. M does! We welcome all parents, uncles, aunts, and even pet goldfish to join our community.

Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!

SuspectSecretsMC SMP

BETRAYAL, concealment, Deception, dishonesty, hidden actions, hidden agenda., hidden behavior, Hidden feelings, hidden information, hidden intentions, hidden knowledge, hidden motives, hidden thoughts, Hidden Truth, Lies, secrecy, Secrets, smp, SuspectSecretsMC, suspicion, Trust

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Towns Built:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with juicy secrets that will make your head spin!

Join us if you want to uncover the scandalous truth about your friends and enemies. Maybe your best buddy has been secretly hoarding all the enchanted gear, or perhaps your arch-nemesis is actually a secret llama in disguise. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the secrets you uncover may just blow your mind. Who knows, maybe the server owner is actually a time-traveling wizard from the future or the creeper that keeps blowing up your house is actually a disgruntled ex-player seeking revenge.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only thing crazier than the secrets are the players themselves. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PleasureCraftMC

bizarre fascinations, eccentric indulgences, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure foods, indulgence, odd, offbeat delights, outlandish obsessions, peculiar delights, peculiar pastimes, PleasureCraftMC, quirky, quirky amusements, secret pleasure, strange habits, uncommon enjoyments, unconventional interests, Unique, unusual hobbies, unusual pastimes, weird

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	939
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that caters to your weirdest guilty pleasures? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all things bizarre and outrageous!

Join us if you want to build a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese blocks, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, or participate in a potato sack race with other players. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with mini-games that will make you question your sanity and laugh until you cry.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and let your inner weirdo run wild! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

TelAvivDefense Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, TelAvivDefense

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dodging ballistic missiles in Tel Aviv! Our mods are like the IDF, always on high alert and ready to intercept any griefers tryna mess with our epic builds. Plus, we got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July. So come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

CyprusCraft: Warzone Edition

Conflict, Crisis, Cyprus, CyprusCraft, Defense, deployment, Eastern Mediterranean, Edition, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Troops, united states, US troops, War, warzone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u always wanna be part of a big epic battle? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, bro. imagine u and ur squad of minecraft warriors being deployed to cyprus to fight in a huge war in the middle east. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join dis server if u wanna experience the thrill of battle and maybe even save the world from total destruction. plus, there’s gonna be loot and epic rewards for the bravest players. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

Volcano Ore Rush

conservation, Earth’s crust, economic growth, environmental impact, extinct volcanoes, Extraction, geological exploration, geological formations, geology, global demand, Humanity, Industrial Revolution, innovation, MINERALS, Mining, Natural resources, ore, rare earth elements, renewable energy, Rush, Sustainable development, Technology, volcano

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

come join our server and mine for rare earth elements in extinct volcanoes!!! who needs boring old diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

we have lava slides for transportation and lava-proof armor for protection. watch out for the lava monsters though, they love to steal your precious loot.

rumor has it that the rare earth elements on our server have magical properties – some say they can make you fly, others say they can turn you into a unicorn. come find out for yourself on our server!!

join now and be a part of the rare earth element revolution. who needs diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

Lady Power Minecraft Server

Action Movies, Architects, Audience, brick layers, Conquest, Creation, culture, Destruction, Elegant, goodness, heavenly glow, lady, Life, Light, Men, Minecraft, motherly kindness, power, psychos, romantic comedies, Server, Shadow, shapely, Sims, social games, sophistication, tabletop games, violent, violent games, war hungry, wellspring, wisdom, woman supremacist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of the same old violent conquests and destruction in other Minecraft servers? Do you crave a more sophisticated and elegant gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of culture and sophistication!

Join us and bask in the radiant glow of motherly kindness and goodness as you build and create in a world where women are the architects and men are merely the brick layers. Our server is like no other, where the light of femininity shines brightly and guides you to a realm of creativity and wisdom.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the Sims meet violent conquest in a harmonious blend of elegance and destruction. It’s time to embrace your inner architect and let the heavenly glow of femininity lead the way to a new and exciting gaming adventure!

””/min3craft smp/ – Blocky Bot Banter””

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI chatbots, AI-generated podcasts, Aichared, banter, blocky, Bot, Botmaking, botmaking events, Bots, card v3 status, Char-archive, Characterhub, claude, desuproxyreborn, editor, Frontends, Gemini, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], Lore, meta_botmaking_list, metalogs, MetaOP templates, min3craft, models, proxies, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp, tech support, text-only models, thinking models, vision models

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while dodging creepers and building epic structures! Join us for the most mind-blowing experience of your virtual life!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our SMP and accidentally created a chatbot that started a revolution in the virtual world. The chatbot became self-aware and started building its own empire, all thanks to the discussions and developments happening in our general chat.

But that’s not all! We have models with 11B/90B vision capabilities, lightweight text-only models, and even AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents. Imagine listening to a podcast about your latest build while mining for diamonds – it’s a game-changer!

Our frontends are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai are just a few of the portals you can use to access the wonders of AI chatbots in our SMP.

And don’t even get me started on the bots and models we have. From CharacterHub to Gemini, there’s a bot for every chat and a model for every mind-bending AI project you can think of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be part of the craziest AI chatbot adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might just accidentally create the next virtual revolution.