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ERB’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	6184	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of getting attacked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to kill you! Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most mythical creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! Join us now and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

JeetCraft Minecraft Server

Bigotry, Canada, Canadian society, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, extremism, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, intolerance, jeet hate, JeetCraft, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, ONLINE, online hate, prejudice, racism, Rising, Server, social media, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot guarded by a pack of creepers wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow blocks. Yeah, you heard that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. Trust us, it’s a real pain in the grass block.

WeirdMemeLord Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, amusing, atypical, BIZARRE, Comical, eccentric, funny, humor, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, smp, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, viral, weird, WeirdMemeLord

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
New Chunks Explored:	11251	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a chicken dance-off with the admins. Yes, you heard that right. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil llamas, and participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players, a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots, and a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BoyfriendBJsBillGoneWild

aita, bill, BJs, blocked contact, blocked socials, BoyfriendBJsBillGoneWild, Dinner, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, freak pay, inconsiderate, JOKE, leaving boyfriend, man child, oddball, public humiliation, second hand embarrassment, social anxiety

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t embarrass you in front of all your blocky friends? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no “freak pay” jokes will ever be made at dinner time!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun, where the only thing you’ll be blocking is creepers, not your ex-boyfriend’s number. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with social anxiety and second-hand embarrassment.

So come join us and leave the inconsiderate man children behind. Build your dream world with us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next!

DuelCraft – Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 7, Banlists, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, True King support, upcoming releases, Yugioh, Yugipedia

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server fit for a True King? Look no further! Our server is like ruling your own kingdom, but with blocks instead of peasants. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to show off your building skills to the world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and became the true ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And when they entered battle, their opponents trembled in fear at the sight of their diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon or two. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the fun. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Griefer’s Impact Guild

character demo, Daily check-in rewards, Dew-Kissed Chapter, EMILIE, genshin impact, gig, Griefers, guild, Ignition Teaser, Impact, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Minecraft, Natlan Preview, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, perfumery, primogems, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Web Event

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP server? Well, let me tell you, it’s not your average server. We have characters like Emilie: Iridescent Trail, who will lead you on a magical journey through the blocky world. And let’s not forget about the Ignition Teaser, where your name will be forged in flames – literally!

But wait, there’s more! Our Natlan Preview Teaser will have you needing a hand… literally. And if that’s not enough, we have events like “An Introduction to Perfumery” where you can craft your own scents in Minecraft. And don’t miss out on the “Outside the Canvas, Inside the Lens: Dew-Kissed Chapter” event, where you’ll be taking pictures of dew-kissed blocks.

Oh, and did I mention our current character banner includes Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara? And our weapon banner has the Verdict Claymore and the Key of Khaj-Nisut Sword. Plus, you can get daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world!

CarClashCraft

car juggling, car ownership, car parking, CarClashCraft, city regulations, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Home ownership, neighbor dispute, neighborhood conflicts, neighborly behavior, neighborly disputes, parking issues, parking spot ownership, property boundaries, residential parking, street etiquette, street parking

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5272	Buildings Constructed:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about parking drama like this crazy neighbor situation! Join us and park your virtual cars wherever you want, because in our world, the streets are always clear and the only juggling you’ll be doing is with blocks.

Our server is the perfect escape from entitled neighbors and their car shenanigans. No need to deal with passive-aggressive messages or emoji wars here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more entertaining than dealing with real-life parking disputes. See you in the game!

BookwormCraft

BookwormCraft, chilling, creepy, dark fiction, disturbing book, disturbing characters, disturbing scenes, graphic content, HORRIFYING, Horror, horror literature, Macabre, psychological horror, psychological thriller, Shocking.., spine-tingling., suspenseful storytelling, Terrifying, Twisted, unsettling, unsettling atmosphere

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old books that don’t make your skin crawl? Well, come join our Minecraft server and we’ll show you a whole new level of disturbing! Our server is like the twisted lovechild of Stephen King and H.P. Lovecraft, with a dash of R.L. Stine for good measure.

We’ve got haunted mansions, creepy forests, and even a library filled with cursed books that will make your hair stand on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe himself!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you up at night, join us and prepare to be spooked like never before. Just make sure to bring a nightlight – you’re gonna need it!

HelishCraft server Minecraft

administrators, Anarchy, BED VARS, Bed wars, Cases, Clans, Duels, HelishCraft, lags, Minecraft, OPKA, Parkour, privileges, Server, Shops, Spleef, Spliff, wipes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

HelishCraft » IP: HelishCraft.aternos.me

✅• THE BEST ANARCHY SERVER ✅

• Clans

• Cases with high chances of expensive privileges

• No lags

• NO WIPES

• Shops with all items

• Friendly administrators

• BED VARS

• DUELS

• SPLIFF

✅• OPKA TO EVERYONE!✅

185.107.194.122:53637

DegenCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, #degeneracy, Chasing, DegenCraft, Demon, derailed, Dirtiness, ETHICAL, Failure, FIX, hedonism, ideal, Magic, Minecraft, Path, Pleasure, Resist, scammer, Server, Shortcomings, talent, thief, Wast

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of trying to be a good person and failing miserably? Do you feel like you were born to embrace your inner demon and just be a total piece of shit? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and let out all of your dark desires and hedonistic tendencies. Embrace the dirtiness, the pleasure, the degeneracy – become the ultimate scammer, thief, and all-around piece of shit. Why resist your true nature when you can thrive in it?

Forget about trying to be a good person, it’s time to let loose and be the baddest of the bad. Join us and see just how far you can go in embracing your inner demon. Who knows, you might just find that being a total piece of shit is where you truly belong. So why waste your time chasing an ideal that will never be when you can join our server and be the baddest of them all?

WiFiNBluetoothBeGone Minecraft SMP

Components, Computer, Computer Hardware, connectivity, device management, disable bluetooth, disable connectivity, disable devices, disable wifi, disable wireless connections, drivers, FUNCTIONALITY, Hardware, hardware control, Minecraft, Motherboard, motherboard settings, peripherals, smp, Technology, Troubleshooting, WiFiNBluetoothBeGone, wireless

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Farms Harvested:	995
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of your motherboard constantly trying to connect to the Matrix through wifi and bluetooth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all forms of technology, including those pesky drivers that enable wifi and bluetooth!

We once had a player whose motherboard was so advanced, it started communicating with aliens from a distant galaxy. Needless to say, we had to ban them before they accidentally started an intergalactic war.

Join us and experience a truly analog gaming experience where the only connection you need is with your fellow players and the virtual world of Minecraft. Say goodbye to wifi and bluetooth, and hello to a simpler, more chaotic way of life.