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ERB’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of getting attacked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to kill you! Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most mythical creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! Join us now and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

NoMomNoRoom Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoMomNoRoom, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who have no concept of personal space? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the clutches of your mom and her boundary issues.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual Disney race track and run to your heart’s content without any interference from family members. Bring your friends from Indiana, California, or even outer space – as long as they don’t invite their moms to crash the party.

Don’t let your mom guilt trip you into sharing a room with her on our server. Instead, build a fortress of friendship with your pals and create memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft? Join us now and leave your mom at home where she belongs!

DadCraft: Abandonment Edition

abandoning, abandonment, Argument, best for daughter, best for me, college, community college, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Edition, family, family dynamics, father figure, Grandparents, Guilt, mental health, moving out, Resentment, responsibilities, selfish, sister, toxic relationship, UNFAIR

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Need a break from your sister who thinks you’re the spawn of Satan for wanting to better your life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any family members storming off and slamming doors in your face while you’re trying to play.

Join us now and let’s build a world where you can escape the drama and focus on what really matters – crafting epic structures and having a blast with fellow gamers. Who needs family drama when you’ve got a whole virtual world to conquer? See you in the game!

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

Admiration, appreciation, best, Boost, Compliment, CompliMentor, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Grateful, Heartwarming, kind words, memorable, Minecraft, positive feedback, praise, Random act of kindness, Received, smp, stranger, unexpected, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	169
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	185

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re even playing a game!

So why wait? Join us now and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might even receive the best compliment of your life from a stranger – like “Your pixel art of a giant potato is truly a masterpiece” or “I can’t believe you defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot!” The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and join the fun!

CreepCrafters

Bad Smells, cluttered space, CreepCrafters, dirty surroundings, disrespectful attitude, lack of basic amenities, lack of cleanliness, lack of consideration for guests, lack of hospitality, lack of organization, lack of privacy, lack of respect for personal space, lack of warmth, noisy environment, outdated decor, poor communication, rude behavior, uncomfortable atmosphere, uncomfortable furniture, unfriendly pets, unhygienic conditions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Have you ever walked into someone’s house and immediately thought, “I’m never visiting again”? Well, imagine that feeling, but in Minecraft form! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll never want to leave (in a good way, of course).

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But be warned, once you step foot in our virtual world, you may never want to go back to reality. From epic treasure hunts to insane parkour courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “I’m never leaving this Minecraft server!”

BlinkCraft: OverwhelmingVicElection

BlinkCraft, blinken, controversy, Democracy, democracy promotion, Diplomacy, election, electoral fraud, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, overwhelming evidence, OverwhelmingVicElection, Politics, regime change, south america, united states, Venezuela, Won

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition in venezuela won the election and now they are building a virtual utopia in the game. we have blinken as our mascot, he’s a legendary player who can blink in and out of existence to avoid getting ganked by creepers.

our server is so lit, we have custom mods that let you ride llamas into battle and shoot rainbows out of your hands. we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie politicians.

if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, look no further than our server. join now and be part of the revolution in venezuela, one block at a time!

Simply stealing your hearts while you try to survive! Join Simply LifeSteal today!

Active, Anarchy, Balancing, Community, competitive, Discord, Events, Experience, Hearts, java, Join, join quickly, life steal, LifeSteal, limited members, mod, Plugins, PvP, rules, Server, Simply, stealing, SURVIVE, Today, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6051
Potions Brewed:	187	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	529

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	We are Looking for competitive life steal lovers who would like to compete to be the greatest in our server and get the most hearts we have been working hard to make it as enjoyable as possible and crystal pvp is banned, we have a history of creating servers and would like to make this one a great experience for many players you are guaranteed to enjoy play on this server due to our very well thought out rules that makes pvp a way better experience this server is mostly vanilla with a voice chat mod and plugins that helps with balancing the game this server is only for java and only works on 1.21 this server is not p2w simple and limited members so join quickly

Description

We are Looking for competitive life steal lovers who would like to compete to be the greatest in our server and get the most hearts we have been working hard to make it as enjoyable as possible and crystal pvp is banned, we have a history of creating servers and would like to make this one a great experience for many players you are guaranteed to enjoy play on this server due to our very well thought out rules that makes pvp a way better experience this server is mostly vanilla with a voice chat mod and plugins that helps with balancing the game this server is only for java and only works on 1.21 this server is not p2w simple and limited members so join quickly

Here’s our discord server if you’re interested:

https://discord.gg/pZWY2K6H

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is crystal pvp allowed on the server?	No, crystal pvp is banned on our server for a better experience.
What version of Minecraft does the server work on?	The server only works on Java version 1.21.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is not pay-to-win. It is simple and limited members.

MineCraft Hype – /gig/ Server

/gig/ friendlist, A Name Forged in Flames, An Introduction to Perfumery, character demo, Daily check-in rewards, Dew-Kissed Chapter, EMILIE, Emilie Web Event, genshin impact, gig, hype, Ignition Teaser, Inside the Lens, Iridescent Trail, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Minecraft, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, Need a Hand, NILOU, Ningguang, Outside the Canvas, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, useful links, Verdict

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us for a chance to team up with Emilie: Iridescent Trail, the ultimate Minecraft warrior who will lead you to victory! Need a hand? Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of hands to lend, including Lil’ Buddy who will have your back no matter what.

But that’s not all! Take part in our wild events like “An Introduction to Perfumery” where you can craft the most fragrant potions in all of Minecraft. Or dive into “Summertide Scales and Tales” for a chance to win epic loot and prizes.

And let’s not forget about our current character banner featuring Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – the fiercest warriors in all the land. Plus, our weapon banner includes the Verdict (Claymore) and the Key of Khaj-Nisut (Sword) for all your battling needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your daily check-in rewards, redeemable codes, and Primogems for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

SnowBallSMP2 – Minecraft SMP

animal companion, beloved pet, cat lover, coping with loss, Emotional support, family, feline companion, fur baby, Grief, GRIEVING, Loss, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, passed away, pet bereavement, pet cat, pet loss, pet memorial, saying goodbye, smp, Snow Ball II, SnowBallSMP2

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Star Shards Collected:	93	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the ghost of Snow Ball II haunts the land, causing chaos and mischief wherever she goes. Will you be able to appease her spirit with offerings of fish and catnip? Or will you fall victim to her spectral pranks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who worship a giant potato god named Spudrick. Join their cult and gain access to exclusive potato-themed gear and privileges. Just be careful not to anger Spudrick, or you may find yourself buried alive in a mountain of potatoes!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what craziness awaits around the next corner!

TestedCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Argument, Boundaries, Break, Communication, compromise, Edition, health, Honesty, hookup, misunderstanding, Offense, reconciliation, relationship, Safety, STI, TestedCraft, Testing, Trust, trust issues, unprotected sex

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Votes:	9725

Are you tired of relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who gets the last diamond! No need to worry about STIs here, just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to blow up your hard work. Plus, we have a special feature where if you hook up with two of your friends in-game, you get a special diamond sword! Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you count the time Steve stole all your diamonds, that’s a whole other story.

TehranTNTCraft

Assassination, Bomb, Conflict, Explosives, extremism, Guesthouse, Hamas Leader, international relations, investigation, iran, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Months Ago, Political, SECURITY, Smuggled, Tehran, TehranTNTCraft, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a bomb smuggled into Tehran guesthouse? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb diggity! We’re talking about crazy adventures, like when a llama rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only a scratch. And don’t even get me started on the time a creeper tried to start a dance party but ended up blowing up the whole village instead. Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles that will make you feel like a total boss. So come join us and be a part of the madness, cuz this server is the real deal!