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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6337 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 13 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1165 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
we got this one player who had like, zero DHA levels and he straight up thought he was a zombie in the game. he was running around trying to eat other players’ brains, it was wild. but then he started taking fish oil supplements and now he’s like the king of the server, ruling over everyone with his fishy wisdom.
so if you wanna experience some next level minecraft madness and see what happens when you mess with your fatty acids, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in the omega-6 vs omega-3 showdown!