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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9501 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 915377 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1708 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!