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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	915377
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1708	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

Newtopia

Balanced Economy, Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Reallife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Potions Brewed:	61	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Welcome everyone to Newtopia!

Newtopia is a Minecraft server that tries to simulate everyday life in a realistic way. The first thing you can do when you arrive in Newtopia is choose a job. You have the choice between farmer, lumberjack and miner. It is also possible to enjoy fishing as a side job.

Ultimately, your goal is of course to set up your own company or to work for the police, municipality or purchasing. The goal of Newtopia is to build a nice city with nice people.

Furthermore, it is possible to do various quests. This way, when you join the server, you can explore the world and earn some extra money. After that, there will be several daily quests with different rewards associated with them. We also try to organize a fun event every week that we tailor to the time of year.

If this all sounds fun, be sure to come take a look and don’t forget to join our discord for daily updates! Hopefully see you soon on our cozy server!

Greetings Team Newtopia

MR-Alpha.ddns.net

JOINCRAFT – Unique Minecraft Server Minecraft server

Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our unique JoinCraft server, where exciting new mechanics, interesting updates and amazing features await you!

We invite you to explore a world full of extraordinary discoveries, from exotic new ores and resources to crafting unique items and even boss battles. And all this is combined with beautiful and convenient menus for easy and effective control of the gameplay.

Our server stands out among others with custom textures and mechanics within the game. We also have to mention our responsive support team on Discord, who are always ready to help you deal with any questions or problems that arise. Join us and plunge into a world of exciting adventures and unforgettable experiences!

mc.joincraft.fun

Frog21

Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2416
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Spawners are the theme here. When you join, you can pick two spawners of any mob, and you don’t need silk touch on a pickaxe to pick up spawners.

Teleport plugin, with homes. No keep inv, but you can use /back so it’s pretty cool most times. RTP in the over world, nether, and the end.

Chat connected to discord! You can talk to people who aren’t in Minecraft, that are in the discord community, where there are more long time servers.

Frog21.com

CB-Galaxy

Economy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	6916	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crops Grown:	9031	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

We would like to introduce ourselves to you, we are the CB-Galaxy team. We are pleased that you came across our server. Our server is available for you 24/7! We also have a daily chest system where you can open a chest every day and receive an in-game reward. Our server has a friendly and helpful community that is available to you at any time. At the moment our Citybuild server is still in the construction phase but, of course, we are constantly working on adding new, interesting content for you so that it always stays interesting. We want to give you the most special and fun gaming experience possible. If you are more interested in the server or want to become part of our team, or just want to stay up to date about the server and its updates, then please visit our Discord server link: https://discord.gg/msy93u948v There are also often great raffles on our Discord where you can win great prizes. If you just want to find out more, go to our website https://cb-games.jimdofree.com/ there you can find out new things, lots of different things such as things about our team, server rules, price lists for various items on the server. There is also a lot of useful information there as well as a support area where you can get help if you don’t know what to do and much more, so take a look. You can visit our IP address: CBGames.mine-hoster.de, which is compatible with versions 1.14.4 – 1.18.2x on Java Minecraft. There are no unfair gaming advantages for people who have real money, everyone is treated equally, our ranks can also be obtained with in-game currencies as well as our new case opening with different types of cases with great winnings. So what are you waiting for, let your new Minecraft adventure begin, immerse yourself in the world of CB-Galaxy. Ready for an experience you won’t soon forget? We hope you have fun, your CB-Galaxy team.

CB-Galaxy.de

Thelegendcraft

Opprison, Prison

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	597929	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Server IP: mc.thelegendcraft.it

mc.thelegendcraft.it

GlitchZone – Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, Quests, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

GlitchZone is the best anarchy server that can be accessed with both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition

There are privates that you can raid, as well as all the features of vanilla Minecraft

We have Vizers, but we also have a special, powerful TNT that blows up the conversation in private

• IP – gzmc.lol

Port – standard (for both Java and Bedrock)

In short we have:

• Buyer

• Alchemist

• Shop

• Auction

• Powerful TNT

• Withers

• Private blocks

• Clans

• Battlepass

• Airdrops

• Minibosses

• Magic arrows

gzmc.lol:19132

2x2m_.csrv.pl

Anarchy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Potions Brewed:	186
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

I invite you to my server anachy server jwst new is nice and it is anachy jst server from 2019 but in 2022 it gives ip because there was work on the server

2x2m_.csrv.pl

Fantasy kingdom

Kingdom, Medieval, RPG

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

The kingdom server for you!

play.fantasykingdom.nl

.EXECRAFT Minecraft server

Cities, Jobs

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5508	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crops Grown:	7396

EXECRAFT is a FREE Minecraft server, close to vanilla with interesting features. On our server: – No private! The ability to erect any buildings on any territory you like (even on spawn, if the supervisor gives permission 🙂 ) ;- Vulture is strictly prohibited! Violators receive punishment in the form of a ban and a project emergency; – White list. Selection is carried out by submitting a FREE application through our website; – Protection from griefers. If things were stolen/destroyed, the administration will definitely help in restoration!;- Realize yourself. We encourage players for creative ideas (buildings, RP fans, event authors); – Furniture without MODS. You can craft any furniture from those offered and decorate your home!;- Donation that does not interfere with the gameplay! No admin panels, creatives, only cosmetic additions; – Regular rounds from the chief administrator, events and streams. – A special arena has been created for PVP, wars between clans and players are held every week; – Caring, friendly administrators and players. We adhere to three things: a pleasant atmosphere on the server, closeness to vanilla (with its own features) and comfortable conditions for everyone!;Submit a FREE application and join the best Minecraft community!

play.execraft.ru

Kanto Survival

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

KANTO SURVIVAL Kanto Survival is a whitelisted, friendly, community based, peaceful survival server. We do not allow grieving or raiding.

We hold frequent events in both Minecraft and Discord and offer a very supportive and down-to-earth staff team.

Kanto Survival is a few years old with a well-established community, and we recently reset to 1.19 in June of 2022.

We want to keep your minecraft experience with us as close to Vanilla as possible; though, we do have a dynmap and a few small plugins for quality of life such as single player sleep, fast leaf decay, and mob/player head drops.

We look forward to playing with you!

* We do require players to be whitelisted. Please join our discord and post your in-game name to the #whitelist channel to connect.

kanto.ldcave.org