New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ep.899 Minecraft Servers

Ep.899 Minecraft Servers

  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 8748
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Votes: 3603
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 3114
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8585
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    New Chunks Explored: 970187 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 1423
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 9317
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 9467
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1698 Dragon Eggs Found: 4937
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 5880
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Zombie Dances: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Alien Abductions: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Crops Grown: 3466
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 1598
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 9308
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Enchantments Applied: 87
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 5599
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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