EP.517 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	155
Enchantments Applied:	88	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

FactoidFrenzy Minecraft Server

astonishing facts, bizarre information, curious facts, FactoidFrenzy, fascinating tidbits, Fun facts, interesting facts, intriguing facts, little known facts, mind blowing facts, Minecraft, obscure facts, Random facts, remarkable knowledge, Server, surprising facts, Trivia, uncommon knowledge, uncommon trivia, unique facts, unknown knowledge, unusual information, weird facts

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4491	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds and emeralds? It’s true! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Knights who roam the land in search of epic loot and hilarious adventures. Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RegrettableSecretsMC

BETRAYAL, confession, discretion, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, mistake, privacy, regret, RegrettableSecretsMC, relationship, secret, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spill all your juiciest secrets!

Join us and confess that time you accidentally ate a whole cake meant for your friend’s birthday, or the time you tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly (spoiler alert: it didn’t).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Secret Society of Sheep, where members dress up as sheep and plot world domination. Will you join their woolly ranks or stand against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of secrets, sheep, and shenanigans! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless someone spills the beans to a creeper).

RedstoneRiot Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Combat, Conflict, death, dies, Ex-SDF, extremism, Foreign, International, intervention, member, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, RedstoneRiot, Russian forces, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server and avoid the fate of this poor SDF member who thought he could take on the Russian forces in Ukraine! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about real life drama and get lost in a world of blocky adventures and epic battles. Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden in the depths of the Nether – only the bravest players can find them! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDefenceEU

Alliance, border control, cooperation, CraftyDefenceEU, Cyber Security, Defense, defense spending, Europe, Gaps, Infrastructure, intelligence, Military, nato, Protection, readiness, response, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Threats, vulnerabilities

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

lol, u know what’s more fun than gaping holes in defences? our minecraft server, where u can build ur own defences and protect ur land from creepers and zombies and all that jazz. join us for a wild ride of crafting, exploring, and maybe even finding some hidden treasure (jk, there’s no treasure, but it sounded cool). plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamond swords and enchanted armor, so u better join before someone else raids it. come on, what are u waiting for? NATO can handle their own holes, but can u handle the challenge of our server? join now and let the madness begin!

ChoreCraft: Karate Kid Edition

1980s, ChoreCraft, Chores, classic, Coming of Age, Dedication, discipline, Edition, friendship, karate, Kid, Kids, life lessons, Martial Arts, Mentorship, Movie, Mr. Miyagi, Nostalgia, older people, perseverance, The Karate Kid, Tricked, wax on wax off

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Farms Harvested:	527	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly you see this server and you’re like, “Whoa, what’s this all about?” Well, let me tell ya, this server is like the Karate Kid of Minecraft servers.

You know how the Karate Kid had to do all those crazy chores for Mr. Miyagi? Well, on this server, you gotta do all these wacky tasks for the admins. But get this, the admins are actually ancient Minecraft masters who will teach you secret techniques to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

I’m talkin’ karate-choppin’ creepers, roundhouse kickin’ zombies, and judo-flippin’ skeletons. Plus, rumor has it that if you complete all the tasks, you’ll unlock the legendary Diamond Fist of Fury, which lets you punch through bedrock like it’s butter.

So, if you wanna become a Minecraft ninja and learn from the best, join this server now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got the power of karate on your side?

FlyFrenzyMC – Reduce, Reuse, Fly!

Australian scientists, bioengineering, Black soldier flies, climate change mitigation, common fly species, environmental sustainability, Fly, FlyFrenzyMC, genetic modification, genetically engineer, innovative technology, insect bioconversion, insect farming, methane emissions, organic waste, planet-warming methane, Reduce, reuse, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable solutions, waste decomposition, waste management, waste recycling, waste reduction

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8337	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Australian scientists be out here playin’ God and shiz, genetically engineerin’ flies to eat all our trash. Like, these flies be eatin’ up all the garbage, helpin’ save the planet from global warmin’ and stuff. And get this, they even eatin’ up that stank methane that comes from organic waste breakin’ down. It’s like a fly buffet up in here, fam. Join our Minecraft server and be part of the fly revolution, where we build a world where flies rule and trash drools. It’s gonna be lit, trust.

Therg Craft

activities, Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Diverse, dynamic, Events, Experience, game modes, in game, KitPvP, Minecraft, MONEY, Prizes, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Survival Games, Therg Craft, Thrilling, vibrant

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to Therg Craft, a dynamic Minecraft server offering a variety of exciting game modes including Survival, PvP, and BedWars. Join us for regular in-game events where you can showcase your skills and even win real money prizes. Our vibrant community and diverse activities ensure there’s always something thrilling to experience. Dive into Therg Craft and start your adventure today!

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LmaoCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, Absurdity, amusement, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGHING, lmao, LMAOcraft, meme, Minecraft, prank, reaction, Ridiculous, Server, social media, viral, Who did this

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	174
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Lmao Who did this?

AquaFlip SMP – Dive into the Fun!

anti posts, AquaFlip, Dive, flipland, Fun, HMMMMMM, shitposting, smp, suspiciously low, under the water

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Emeralds Found:	491	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underwater flipland that only the bravest adventurers can discover! Our server is filled with hilarious shitposting and we have a strict anti-post policy because we believe in quality memes only.

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the flipland under the water and participate in epic battles against the evil anti-posters who are trying to sabotage our fun. Who knows, you might even find the legendary meme sword that can banish all bad vibes from the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world and let the laughter and chaos ensue!