EP.333 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Votes:	8253
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1418
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7797	Love Letters Sent:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	252
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1884	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6218
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	148
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

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Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5858
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	188
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.