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CraftyFantasy – Minecraft: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	237	Ores Mined:	969

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on an adventure like no other on DAWNTRAIL!

Imagine this: Early Access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024! It’s like waiting for the next season of your favorite TV show, but way more exciting!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT?! Get ready to battle monsters and explore new worlds in this epic crossover event!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0! Travel to different regions and show off your skills to players from all over the world!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your PvP skills and dominate the competition like a true warrior!

Don’t forget to check out our Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells for all your gaming needs! Join meetups like the one on April 19 at 6:00 PM PDT in Seraph, Shirogane for an epic adventure across the universe and yesterday!

And mark your calendars for the Crystal Party Finder meetup on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run! It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey on DAWNTRAIL! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Kids Club: Where even ‘daughters’ get kicked out for being creepers

acceptance, club, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, DAUGHTER, Daughters, discrimination, Empathy, family, generation, internet, KICKED, kicked out, Kids, LGBTQ, love, mindfucked, parenting, porn, Support, tolerance, Transgender, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	115	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of real life! Join us and build your own ungrateful fuck-proof house away from any drama. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want, even if you decide to be a blocky transgender creeper. We welcome all players, no matter how mindfucked by porn and the internet they may be. So come on in and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blocky Booty Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, blocky, BOOTY, Cliffhanger, COMEBACK, fan theories, long wait, Luffy, Manga, Mystery, one piece, plot twist, RETURN, shonen jump, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, unanswered questions, unresolved, unresolved plot points

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve is never coming back! Maybe he got lost in the nether trying to find diamonds, or maybe he accidentally fell into a pit of creeper poop. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to solve the mystery!

We have custom biomes that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a magical land filled with rainbow llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – they’re so addictive, you’ll forget to eat in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal! Who knows, you might even run into Steve and ask him what his fucking problem was.

Ex-GF’s Revenge: Minecraft Madness

10/10, attraction, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, ex girlfriend, ExGFs, Friend, friendship, high school, Honesty, loyalty, loyalty dilemma, madness, Messaging, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Revenge, temptation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds like never before! Imagine this: you’re minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly the ex-girlfriend of your high school buddy slides into your DMs. She’s a solid 10/10 and you’re torn between wanting to smash and not wanting to ruin the bro code.

But fear not, on our server, we have a solution for every dilemma. Join us and navigate through these sticky situations with skill and grace. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

RussianCraft: Blame it on the Russians!

accusations, AMERICANS, Blame, Brits, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fault, finger-pointing, French, geopolitical tensions, Germans, Global Issues, international relations, Lithuanians, Politics, RESPONSIBILITY, RussianCraft, russians, scapegoating, world affairs

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Animals Bred:	54	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and blame everything on THE RUSSIANS, THE GERMANS, THE LITHUANIANS, THE AMERICANS, THE BRITS, and THE FRENCH!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own kingdom and declare war on neighboring kingdoms for control of the server. Will you be a peaceful ruler or a tyrannical dictator? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Closure, Completed, Conclusion, done, End.., Finale, finality, finished, je konec, Over.., resolution, Termination, the end, Ultimate, ultimate closure, ultimate conclusion, ultimate ending, ultimate finale, ultimate resolution, ultimate termination

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have unicorns riding pigs, giant chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that can breakdance!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary cheeseburger of power or rescue the princess from the evil clutches of a creeper king.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to talking squids that give out valuable loot and friendly zombies who just want to dance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Zombie Apocalypse: Where’s Our Girl?

Apocalypse, girl, Wheres, zombie

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will encounter the most beautiful creatures you have ever seen! Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep, while being serenaded by singing dolphins. Yes, this is the kind of magical world you will find on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are experts in crafting diamond swords and fighting off creepers. Join forces with them and become a hero in this epic adventure!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons play volleyball with Endermen, and where you can build a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava waterfall? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the madness and beauty of our Minecraft world. Who knows what other surprises await you? See you there!

RedditRageCraft: Where your account may vanish, but the fun never does!

account deletion, account security, Account.., COOKIES, Cyber Security, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, Fun, internet, internet browsing, moving house, new account, online activity, Online Community, online identity, online presence, personal information, reddit, RedditRageCraft, social media, Technology, user account, vanish

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Reddit accounts can’t last as long as our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget about moving houses and clearing cookies. Who needs a new Reddit account when you can join us and have the time of your life?

Come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. From building giant statues of llamas to battling evil zombie unicorns, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe your Reddit account will last longer this time around!

Crafty Cable Car City – Where Minecraft Meets Heights!

Aerial View, Architecture, Buildings, cable, cable car, CAR, city, city life, city view, cityscape, Crafty, Heights, high above, home town, landmarks, meets, Minecraft, panoramic, perspective, Scenic, SightSeeing, skyline, tourism, tourist attraction, Transportation, travel, Urban

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	2085
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Imagine soaring through the skies on a cable car while admiring the majestic views of our virtual home town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with zombie pigmen riding llamas, diamond blocks raining from the sky, and secret dungeons filled with creepers throwing party hats at you.

Build your own pixelated palace or team up with other players to create a giant hot dog made entirely out of tnt.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Forest Farts MC

Calliope Mori, crime, Dark, deadly, farts, Forest, Horror, investigation, Killer, marauder, midnight, mori, murder, Murderous Marauder, Mystery, Sinister, Suspense, Thread, Thriller, 森カリオペ

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride through a world filled with danger, mystery, and mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the darkest depths of our server, there lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players have been able to uncover this treasure, and those who do are rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a notorious group of griefers who roam the land, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them, or will you stand against them and defend the innocent villagers who call this server home?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server today and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.