Ep.180 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

classic excuse, cliché excuse, common excuse, excuse that works, ExcuseCraft, familiar excuse, frequently used excuse, go-to excuse, habitual excuse, hackneyed excuse, old faithful excuse, overused excuse, reliable excuse, standard excuse, tested excuse, timeless excuse, traditional excuse, tried excuse, tried-and-true excuse, typical excuse, well-worn excuse

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	234	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8545
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

Animals, breeding patterns, conservation, disruptions, ecological balance, EcoSelfieCraft, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, environmental impacts, feeding patterns, habitat destruction, Human Behavior, natural environment, Nature, perfect selfie, responsibly, Risk, Save, scientists, Snap, social media, social media influence, wildlife

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	3028	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

BTFO, Censorship, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, donald trump, Entertainment, free speech, interview, joe rogan, Media, News, Podcast, Politics, president, right wing, social media, Technology, trump, TrumpRogansMCServer, truth social

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

long tail tags, programming language, Rust, RustIsTheWorstMC, smp, worst programming language

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2927
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

NoFamCoinNeeded

emotional baggage, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial hardship, financial independence, financial inequality, financial resentment, financial responsibility, financial struggle, generational wealth, NoFamCoinNeeded, parental favoritism, parental support, Resentment, sibling rivalry

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	171
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding hard work and dedication! Unlike some parents out there, we won’t play favorites or leave you hanging in a shelter while your siblings live it up with all the diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, except for those who try to mooch off their hardworking siblings. Our parents may be in a tight spot now, but hey, maybe they should have thought about that before leaving you high and dry.

So come on in and show off your building skills, fight off creepers, and maybe even teach our parents a lesson or two about fairness. Who needs their help anyway when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now!

PetTalksMinecraftSMP

Animal Behavior, animal communication, pet behavior, pet communication, pet confessions, pet confessions revealed, pet experiences, pet observations, pet owners, pet owners’ fears, pet revelations, pet secrets, pet secrets exposed, pet stories, pet tales, pet talk, Pets, PetTalksMinecraftSMP, Secrets, talking pets, worries

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets your pet has been hiding from you all this time! Imagine the drama and gossip that will unfold when your furry friend spills the tea on all the crazy things they’ve witnessed in your house. From late-night snack raids to secret naps in your bed, you’ll never look at your pet the same way again. So come join us and see what scandalous stories your pet has been keeping under wraps!

EventQuest: Uncover the LOLs

#revelation, Curiosity, discovery, EventQuest, hidden truths, historical curiosity, historical discovery, historical event, historical investigation, historical knowledge, Historical Mysteries, historical revelation, investigation, knowledge, lols, Mystery, Secrets, Truth, Uncover, Uncovering, Uncovering history, uncovering the past, uncovering the truth

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events unfold right before your eyes! Want to know what really happened during the Battle of Thermopylae? Join our server and watch as King Leonidas and his 300 Spartans take on the Persian army in epic fashion! Or maybe you’re curious about the true story behind the sinking of the Titanic? Dive into our virtual world and see if you can save Jack and Rose from their icy fate! With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, this server is the ultimate time-traveling experience for history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts alike. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!