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CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7729
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3530
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	106	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

action-packed, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, binge-worthy, cliffhangers, deepthroating, eren, fan favorite, Good, hours watching, INTENSE, Kissing, kyojin, mikasa, Minecraft, plot twists, refund, shingeki, Shingeki no Kyojin, Show, smp, Storyline, Suspenseful, Thrilling, titancraft, WAIT, wow

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Star Shards Collected:	122
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4350
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TapWaterWarrior

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mines Excavated:	3898	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Star Shards Collected:	152	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.