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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 568 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
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