🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9839 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 171 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 396 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of training bra shopping and the joy of becoming a woman at the ripe old age of 12! Beware, though, because according to our server lore, men can get you pregnant and your body can magically carry a child.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where inappropriate conversations are not allowed. Unless, of course, your brother-in-law decides to drop by and start spouting off uncomfortable truths.
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, family drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?