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PezeshCraft2021

elected, election, iran, Massoud Pezeshkian, new, PezeshCraft2021, president

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5481
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server announcement instead of real life news. like, bro, come join our server cuz we just elected Massoud Pezeshkian as our new president. he’s gonna lead us to victory in the epic battle against the evil mobs and build the most epic diamond castle you’ve ever seen. plus, he’s got mad redstone skills so our contraptions are gonna be lit af. join now and be part of the most epic adventure everrrrrrrr.

NoNewsJustBlocks

articles, Communication, Digital, Extinction, Future, History, INFORMATION, Journalism, journalism career, journalism ethics, journalism industry, journalism profession, Media, News, newspaper, NoNewsJustBlocks, obsolete, ONLINE, Print, publications, Technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	6254
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

lol imagine a world where newspapers are like, extinct. like, who even reads those anymore? come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to never make you read a newspaper ever again. instead, we have a whole village of villagers who will deliver all the news to you in person. they even do interpretive dances to really make the news come alive. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with all the newspapers in the world just in case you start to miss them. but let’s be real, who would miss those boring things when you can be playing on our server, amirite? join now and say goodbye to newspapers forever!

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

activism, colors, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FAGGOT, far right, hijack, Identity, Indigo, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Political, pride, RAINBOW, RainbowCraft, Server, Significance, Social Issues, SPIRITUAL, symbol

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	661655	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Join our server and help us hijack the faggot symbol to rescue the REAL rainbow with all 7 colors! Did you know faggots are afraid of the spiritual color indigo? It’s true! Join us on our quest to bring back the true rainbow and uncover the secrets of the missing color. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with such a wild and wacky mission? Join now and let’s bring back the rainbow in style!

Crafty27 Minecraft Server

Crafty27, desire for relationship, Despair, emotional isolation, fear of rejection, feeling isolated, frustration with dating, hopelessness, Insecurity, lack of experience, Loneliness, longing for affection, longing for love, longing for romance, Minecraft, Sadness, seeking companionship, seeking love and connection, self-doubt, Server, social anxiety, yearning for connection, yearning for intimacy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7530
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being a forever alone Minecraft player? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal loneliness! Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual ladies in no time. Our pixelated princesses are just waiting for you to sweep them off their blocky feet. Say goodbye to awkward conversations with real women and hello to endless flirtatious banter with our AI-powered NPCs. Who needs real warmth when you can cuddle up to a virtual babe in our custom-built love shack? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the digital romance begin!

CraftyProposalZilla

adhd, Apology, awkward, Best Friend, Boyfriend, breach of trust, Communication, CraftyProposalZilla, Disappointment, Effort, Gratitude, marriage proposal, milestone moment, overstep, passive aggressive, Planning, relationship, second proposal, Support, text message, Trust

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	308

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as Lydia’s proposal story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like Lydia’s friend meddling in her proposal plans, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server. From unexpected alliances to epic battles, anything can happen.

And just like Lydia’s boyfriend struggling with planning, you’ll find yourself facing challenges that require quick thinking and creativity to overcome. Can you rise to the occasion and conquer the chaos?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable and entertaining as Lydia’s proposal saga. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own epic tale to tell!

CloudCrafters

Accuracy, ai art, Artificial Intelligence, cartoon, cloud based services, cloud computing, CloudCrafters, computer generated art, creativity, digital art, funny, Future, humor, innovation, machine learning, meme, Old man yells at cloud, prediction, satire, Simpsons, Technology

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the AI art comes ALIVE, literally! our clouds are filled with old men who yell at you as you build your pixelated empire. but don’t worry, they’re just grumpy because they haven’t had their morning coffee yet.

we have a secret underground world where you can battle giant mutant chickens and ride on rainbow-colored llamas. but be careful, the llamas have a taste for human flesh.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, said to grant wishes to whoever holds it. just be prepared for the potato to demand sacrifices in return.

so come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the angry old men in the clouds).

HypertensionCraft

“Youth, adolescents, adolescents health, arterial stiffness, Attention, brain health, cardiovascular health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive functions, health, high blood pressure, hypertension, HypertensionCraft, Learning tasks, Medical research, memory impairment, mental health, stiff arteries, Working Memory

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

lol u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it will make ur brain BIGGER and BETTER than ever before!! like, if u got high blood pressure and stiff arteries, dis server will make u a GENIUS!! u will be able to build the most EPIC structures and solve the craziest puzzles in no time!! forget about school, dis server will teach u everything u need to know!! ur brain will be so POWERFUL, u will be unstoppable!! so join now and become the smartest player in da game!! #brainpower #minecraftgenius #joinus

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

484877946, Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, eip.gg, elden ring, EldenCraft, Gaming, general, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, map genie, Minecraft, Password, patch notes, Rentry, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a wild adventure in the lands between, where you can craft and build to your heart’s content.

Our latest patch includes epic new features like dragon mounts and diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball. And don’t even get us started on the character planners – you can create a warrior so strong, they can punch a creeper into next week!

But that’s not all, folks. Our interactive map will guide you through treacherous dungeons and hidden treasures, all while dodging fire-breathing chickens and exploding sheep. And if you’re feeling lonely, just use the group password “erg” to join forces with other players and conquer the world together.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview Teaser, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Silvershower Heartstrings, Simulators, special program, Spino Doubleblaster, Splendor of Tranquil Waters, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 4.8, Wiki

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a pack of Endermen on a rampage.

We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of diamonds, with events that will make you say “Holy sheep, I gotta get in on this!” From building contests to epic battles against the Wither, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re worried about getting griefed, don’t fret! Our mods are more vigilant than a pack of wolves guarding their territory. They’ll make sure your creations are safe from any pesky griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, once you step foot on our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s more addictive than trying to find a stronghold without a map!

CupBlockerGF – No sips allowed!

Allowed, arguments, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cup, CupBlockerGF, Exclusivity, living together, love, ownership, personal items, possessiveness, relationship, Respect, rules, sharing, sips, Thermos, Understanding, Water

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Towns Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take cup-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your precious thermos from your thirsty GF who just can’t seem to understand the sacred bond between a man and his water vessel.

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect cup for your GF so she’ll finally leave your thermos alone. Battle against hordes of mobs who try to steal your precious drinkware, all while defending your right to have things that are just yours (like a cup, apparently).

But beware, things may get heated as arguments break out over the importance of sharing cups and the true meaning of love. Will you stand your ground and protect your thermos at all costs, or will you give in to the pressure and let your GF take a sip? The choice is yours on our outrageously dramatic Minecraft server. Join now and let the cup-sharing chaos begin!