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Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

BlockyChildhoodTrauma Minecraft Server

BlockyChildhoodTrauma, child abuse, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, counseling, emotional scars, Healing Process, inner child healing, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, molestation, overcoming trauma, Recovery, seeking help, self-care, Server, sexual abuse, support system, Therapy, therapy for survivors, therapy sessions, Trauma

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5863
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your existence? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of monotony! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties in town. Rumor has it that our server was actually created by a group of highly intelligent llamas who were tired of being underestimated in the Minecraft world. So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves questionable childhood experiences.

TolerantCraft Minecraft Server

control, cultural beliefs, discrimination, double standards, fascism, freedom of expression, Hypocrisy, individual rights, Judging, Minecraft, morality, only God can judge me, Oppression, personal choices, Self-expression, Server, social expectations, societal norms, tattoos, telling people what to do, tolerant, TolerantCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	265
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Animals Bred:	195
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated tattoos and questionable pixelated relationships on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all forms of pixelated self-expression!

Join us and experience the freedom to build whatever you want without fear of judgment from the “tolerant” players with their “only God can judge me” attitudes. We don’t care if you have a giant pixelated tattoo of a creeper on your back or if you’re in a pixelated relationship with a zombie villager – as long as you’re having fun, we support you!

Don’t let the haters tell you where you can look or breathe in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without fear of being judged or restricted. After all, who needs rules when you have pixelated freedom?

SisWeddingNoPlusOne? NotTodaySis!

attendance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, exclusion, family, family dynamics, Invitation, love, loyalty, NotTodaySis, partner, relationship, Respect, Significant Other, sister, SisWeddingNoPlusOne, Support, VALUES, Wedding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	286
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of boring weddings where your partner isn’t even invited? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is welcome, even your virtual significant other!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue and invite all your Minecraft friends to celebrate with you. No need to worry about family drama or hurt feelings, because on our server, love is all that matters!

Don’t be like the OP’s sister and exclude your partner from the festivities. Join our server and show the world that love knows no boundaries, not even in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among our players! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, even pixelated partners!

PickyPeeve Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet peeve paradise! Join us if you’re a fan of riding pigs while wearing a chicken suit, building houses out of diamond blocks, and battling zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on over and join the wackiest server in town!

CraftyKindness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret acts of kindness that will blow your mind! We have a secret underground society of players who go around leaving surprise gifts and building secret hideouts for each other. It’s like a real-life Minecraft version of Santa’s workshop, but with more explosions and lava pits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of players who ride around on rainbow-colored unicorns spreading joy and glitter wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a unicorn jousting match on our server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of secret acts of kindness you’ll discover? It’s like a never-ending treasure hunt of friendship and fun!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

anti-government, Belfast, BombCraft, civil disobedience, community uprising, Conflict, law enforcement, Minecraft, Northern Ireland, paint bombs, petrol bombs, Police, protest, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social unrest, Street violence, Unrest, urban warfare, Vandalism, violence, young people

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where you can throw virtual petrol and paint bombs at virtual police officers in a blocky version of Belfast! with up to 50 players in a group, you can cause chaos and mayhem like never before! build your own virtual riot gear and defend yourself against the virtual attacks! it’s a wild ride of explosions and destruction, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

SewageSpillCraft

england, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental regulation, environmental responsibility, investigation, legal action, pollution control, regulatory compliance, sewage discharge, sewage spills, sewage treatment, SewageSpillCraft, wales, wastewater management, water contamination, water firm, water pollution, water quality, water resources

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so like, imagine this: you log into this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by water everywhere. but not just any water, nooo, this water is magical and sparkly and full of secrets.

you see, every water firm in England and Wales is under investigation over sewage spills, but not on this server! here, the water is clean and pure and perfect for building your underwater palace or starting your own mermaid kingdom.

join this server and be the ruler of the seas, the master of the waves, the sultan of the surf. dive into the depths and discover hidden treasures, mysterious shipwrecks, and maybe even a friendly sea monster or two.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your minecraft life!

CraftyDoers & LazyBuilders

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.

we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

MineActors Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!