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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	427783	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

CraftyClassActs

appreciation, CraftyClassActs, education, encouragement, Gratitude, guidance, Impact, influence, inspiration, Kindness, learning, memorable, mentor, Mentorship, motivation, Positive, Role Model, Support, Teacher, teaching, transformative

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6329	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Have you ever had a teacher build an entire Minecraft server just for you? Well, that’s exactly what happened to me! This teacher was so dedicated to helping me learn and have fun at the same time that they created a whole virtual world for us to explore together. And let me tell you, it was epic.

From battling dragons to building massive castles, this server had it all. But the best part? The teacher would sneak in secret educational challenges disguised as fun quests. I never knew learning could be so exciting!

So if you want to experience the thrill of learning through Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with A+ grades.

EuroVacay Minecraft Server

Brits, Buying, crackdown, crackdown on holiday homes, crackdown on second homes, Europe, European countries, EuroVacay, France, greece, holiday homes, investment properties, Minecraft, portugal, property market, real estate, Reports, second homes, Server, spain, vacation homes, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can build ur dream holiday home in france, portugal, or greece! but watch out, cuz these countries are cracking down on brits buying second homes! join our server and see if u can outsmart the authorities and build the most epic vacation spot ever! we got crazy rules, insane challenges, and a community of players who are ready to take on the world! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the holiday home war begin!

CraftyZelenskyyWarStopper

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyyWarStopper, Diplomacy, end war, foreign policy, global security, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, Peace efforts, peace talks, political pressure, russia, trump, Ukraine, united states, War, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic Minecraft server where all the players are like, super cool and funny and stuff. like, you log on and everyone is just cracking jokes and having a blast.

but get this, there’s also this secret underground society of players who are like, super sneaky and mysterious. they go around pulling pranks on everyone and causing chaos. it’s like a whole other world within the server.

oh, and did i mention the admin events? yeah, every week the admins come up with these insane challenges and events for everyone to participate in. like, one time they turned the whole server into a giant parkour course and whoever finished first got a special prize.

plus, the server has the best builds you’ve ever seen. like, there’s a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. it’s insane.

so yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s full of laughs, surprises, and epic builds, then you gotta check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SkyLords

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4961	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Play Skylords, a completely refreshed Skyblock experience with new features! Become the wealthiest on the server to donate a set amount of money to a charity each map!

Fight players, enchant your gear and become the wealthiest and most powerful player on the server!

Join now @ play.skylords.org

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Solanum

Active, admins, Anarchy, Bans, BUILD, Chaos, Conquer, destroy, Fittest, Grief, landscape, Limits, Minecraft, player-driven, PvP, restrictions, rules, Server, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Votes:	2703	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Animals Bred:	195
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Pure anarchy Minecraft server where rules do not exist. Unmoderated, chaotic environment where players are free to build, destroy, and conquer without limits. Here, the only law is survival of the fittest. No Rules, No Limits: No admins, no bans, and no restrictions. Embrace true freedom to play Minecraft however you want. Grief and PvP Allowed: Destroy bases, steal loot, and dominate other players in intense PvP battles. Player-Driven World: The landscape tells the story of its players. Every crater, ruin, or fortress has a history. Active 24/7: The server runs non-stop, so the chaos never ends.

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Mystic Realm Girls 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Analysis, Anime, Boys, Character development, comparison, Differences, Diversity, empowerment, Entertainment, escapism, Fandom, FANTASY, gender, Girls, isekai, mystic, perspective, Realm, romance, storytelling, world-building

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya why dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! So like, dis server is like an isekai for girls, but like, way better than da isekai for boys.

First off, we got unicorns and rainbows everywhere, like frickin’ everywhere! And instead of boring old swords and armor, we got magical girl wands and sparkly dresses.

Plus, instead of fighting dragons and stuff, we have tea parties with talking animals and bake cupcakes with fairies. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale come to life, man!

And get this, instead of mining for diamonds and stuff, we mine for glitter and rainbow crystals. It’s like a disco party in a cave, bro!

So like, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a magical girl anime on steroids, then you gotta join dis server, man! It’s like a dream come true for all you kawaii princesses out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ExBlocker’s Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Apology, Breakup, Communication, Cooking, cooking lessons, domestic skills, ExBlockers, friendship, Honesty, house share, hurt feelings, INDEPENDENCE, kitchen skills, learning, Meals, personal growth, relationships, roommates, self improvement, teaching

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	266
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cook up some drama hotter than a lava pit! Join us and learn how to chop onions, crack eggs, and use a cheese grater – because apparently, some people need a Minecraft server to teach them basic life skills.

We’ve got players who are absolute liabilities in the kitchen, just like that friend who couldn’t even boil water without burning down the house. But don’t worry, we’ll help you level up your cooking game faster than you can say “prepackaged salads.”

And if you’re looking for some spicy drama, we’ve got that too! Witness the epic saga of the guy whose ex broke up with him because he couldn’t cook – only on our Minecraft server. Will he learn to chop an onion and win back his lost love? Find out on the next episode of Minecraft MasterChef!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our cooking skills is the drama in the chat. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

FlavorFrenzy Minecraft SMP

birthday cake, butter pecan, caramel, Chocolate, cold treat, Cookies and Cream, creamy, DELICIOUS, dessert, favorite flavor, FlavorFrenzy, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Minecraft, mint chocolate chip, pistachio, rocky road, smp, Strawberry, Summer treat, sweet treat, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Hey guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have ice cream flavored biomes, like seriously, you can find vanilla bean forests and chocolate chip mountains. And don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode into sprinkles! Plus, our PvP battles are like a giant ice cream sundae, with players fighting over who gets the cherry on top. So come join us and get ready for a brain freeze of fun!

CraftyFamilyLove

affectionate home, caring parents, close-knit family, CraftyFamilyLove, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Values, happy childhood, healthy relationships, loving family, loving relationships, nurturing environment, positive role models, positive upbringing, secure attachment, Signs Of Love, stable family life, strong family bond, supportive siblings, unconditional love, warm family atmosphere

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the love and warmth of a virtual family that will always have your back.

On our server, you’ll find players who come from the most loving families, and you can tell by the way they build elaborate mansions with heart-shaped roofs and gardens filled with flowers that spell out “I love you.” If you ever feel lonely, just hop on and you’ll be greeted with hugs and kisses from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Diamond, a rare gem that is said to bring eternal happiness to whoever finds it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the heart of a volcano, guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our players!

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, BaguetteCraft, Belarus Attack, Counter, crisis response, Defense, european union, French Special Forces, Geopolitics, international relations, military exercises, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, national defense, nato, Secret Exercise, SECURITY, Server, Special Operations, Special Tactics, strategic planning, Ukraine

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

so like, u know how French Special Forces are like super cool and stuff, well they had this like totally secret exercise to like, counter this attack on Ukraine by Belarus. it was like a super intense training session with like, explosions and stuff. but like, guess what? they did it all in Minecraft! yea, u heard me right, they built this whole like, virtual battlefield in Minecraft and like, trained for the attack. so like, if u wanna be part of this epicness, u gotta join our server. u can be like, a virtual French Special Forces soldier and like, save Ukraine from the evil Belarusians. it’s gonna be like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. so like, come join us and be part of this like, totally insane adventure!