Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.
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Reverie SMP – Mature Community Inspired by HermitCraft | Semi-Vanilla | 1.21.4 | Whitelist | 18+ | Active Events
1.21.4, 64GB RAM, Active, Activity System, amd ryzen, build battles, Challenges, Community, cosmetic perks, Dynmap, Events, Grief, hermitcraft, Inspired, Mature, original magic, Reverie, Semivanilla, Server Events, smp, theft, Vanilla, Virginia server”’, Warm, Welcoming, Whitelist
Reverie SMP Overview
Key Features - Near Vanilla Gameplay
- CoreProtect for anti-griefing
- Proximity Chat option
- Experienced Staff
- DynMap available
- Server Events and Activities
- No pay-to-win supporter perks
Community Aspects Warm and welcoming community inspired by HermitCraft and Empires SMP
Season 1 has begun
Server Events and Activities planned
Server Specs AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server Discord Join our Discord FAQ
Question Answer When is the update to 1.21.5 happening? The update will happen on the 21st. What is the gameplay style on Reverie SMP? We aim for a near Vanilla experience with some HermitCraft style additions. Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, supporter perks are purely cosmetic or quality of life. How can I join Season 1 of Reverie SMP? Apply through our Discord server.
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Knibbex SMP 1.21.4 – A Minecraft Adventure Like No Other!
Welcome to Knibbex: A Minecraft Server Like No Other!
Key Features - Friendly Community
- Fun Monthly Events
- Active & Supportive Staff
- Phantom-Free Nights
- No Server Resets
- No P2W
- Custom name colors, titles & leaderboards
- 15+ Age Requirement
Ready to Join? What are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Knibbex today and begin your epic Minecraft journey with us!
Join us today!
Discord knibbex.com/discord FAQ
Question Answer How old do I have to be to join? Players must be 15 years or older to join Knibbex. Are there server resets? No, Knibbex will never reset the world. Can I disable Phantoms? Yes, you can disable Phantoms on Knibbex. Is the server pay-to-win? No, Knibbex does not have any pay-to-win features.
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Purpey SMP – Vanilla+ Community Minecraft Server with Simple Voice Chat and Blaze & Caves Achievements
Achievements, Active Discord, Armor statues, Blaze, Cauldron Mud, Caves, Chat, Chill Community, Community, Coreprotect, death counter, Double Shulker Shells, farms resources, GSit, ImageFrame, maintained server, Minecraft, no stress PvP, player + mob head drops, Player Groups, Purpey, roleplay lore, Roleplay-friendly, Server, shopping district, shopping districts, Simple, smp, spawn city, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, VOICE
Purpey SMP Overview
Key Features Vanilla+ Experience, Chill & Funny Community, Little to No PvP, Improv & Roleplay-Friendly, Shopping Districts, Community Projects Encouraged, Multiple Player Groups, Active Discord, Constantly Maintained Current Projects Shopping District, Spawn City, Roleplay & Lore, Farms & Resources Plugins GSit, Simple Voice Chat, ImageFrame, CoreProtect Datapacks Death Counter, Blaze & Caves Advancements, Armor Statues, Cauldron Mud & Concrete, Double Shulker Shells, Player & Mob Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Mini Blocks How to Join:
- Join our Discord.
- Fill out an application to ensure we maintain a fun and friendly environment.
- Get whitelisted and start your adventure!
FAQ
Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?
A: PvP is only allowed when mutually agreed upon, focusing more on building, exploring, and collaborating.
Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are available on our Discord server.
Q: Can I create my own player group on the server?
A: Absolutely! We encourage players to form their own groups and collaborate on various projects within the server.
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WestLoch SMP – The Ultimate Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Experience
WestLoch Minecraft Server Overview
Key Features - Zero pay-to-win or pay-to-skip
- Streamlined plugins—no needless bloat
- A drama-free zone where creativity reigns
- A level playing field for everyone
- A seasoned, mature team with years of server management expertise
- Exclusive custom plugins designed just for our community
Gameplay Mechanics - Set Homes: Skip the coordinate math with
/sethome - Claim Blocks: Protect your builds with ease
- Player-Run Shops: Trade using diamonds
- Decorative Heads: Add personality to your builds
Community Aspects - No Ranks, No Warps, No Crates, No Bloat
- Everything unlocked from day one
- Crossplay – Java + Bedrock
- The WestLoch Promise of fairness and inclusivity
Server IP Play.Westloch.Net Discord Join our Discord Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is there any pay-to-win on the server? No, we have zero pay-to-win elements on our server. Can I protect my builds from griefing? Yes, you can use Claim Blocks to protect your builds easily. Are there player-run shops available? Yes, you can trade using diamonds in player-run shops. Is crossplay supported on the server? Yes, you can enjoy seamless play across Java and Bedrock platforms.