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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3937 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!