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NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, creative insult, cutting remark, funny insult, humorous insult, insult, intelligent insult, Minecraft, NoCurseWordInsults, non-curse word insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, quick-witted insult, sarcastic insult, sassy insult, shade throwing, sharp-tongued, smp, verbal jab, witty comeback, witty insult

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	New Chunks Explored:	755244
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

BlockyBodFavorites

beauty, BlockyBodFavorites, Body, body positivity, Favorite, Individuality, physical appearance, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Votes:	4413	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Villages Defended:	14

Do you want to show off your favorite body part in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can customize your character to have the most fabulous body ever! Want six-pack abs or a Kardashian booty? We got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to be crowned the most attractive pixelated player in all the land. Who knew looking good in block form could be so important?

So come join us and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft supermodel!

BlockyCommies Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, BlockyCommies, China, Diplomacy, economic impact, embargo, ENERGY, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, Minecraft, Oil, oil imports, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Tankers, Trade, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much drama even china and russia are fighting over it!! we got tankers full of russian oil being refused left and right because of our insane US sanctions. you gotta see it to believe it, folks. join now and be part of the chaos, build your own oil tanker and watch it get rejected by china in real time. who needs netflix when you got this server, amirite?? come on, what are you waiting for?? dive into the madness today!!

CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake

controversy, CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake, current events, demonstration, Diplomatic, eastern europe, Gesture, handshake, international relations, News, political statement, president, protest, refusal, refuses, shake hands, Slovak, STUDENT, Ukrainian symbol, Video, viral video

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5867	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

so liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got slovak students wearin ukrainian symbols runnin around like crazy peeps, refusin to shake hands with the president and causin all sorts of drama. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowin stuff up. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun

Aging population, aging society, aging trends, Alzheimer’s disease, blowing, brain health, burden, cognitive decline, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, dementia, DementiaCraft, forecast, Fun, future projections, Healthcare, Long Term Care, mental health, Mind, neurodegenerative diseases, public health, research, statistics, united states

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ores Mined:	6302	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Yo, ever heard of a server where you can build your own dementia-proof fortress in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s right, we’re predicting a rise in the burden of dementia in the US, so why not join our server and start training your brain now? With one in two Americans expected to experience cognitive difficulties after age 55, you’ll need all the brain power you can get to survive in our wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to build a fortress made entirely out of brain teasers and memory games? So come join us and get ready to flex those brain muscles like never before!

IsraelMC

1.19.3, 1.21.4, Badrack Proutz, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Different Level, Enjoyable, game modes, gaming experience, Island building, Israel, Israeli, Israeli Server, IsraelMC, KitPvP, Low Ping, Minecraft, open world, Play.israelmc.net, Server, Sky block, Skyblock, Survivable pride, Survival, Unique

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ores Mined:	1304

Welcome to IsraelMC! 🇮🇱 An Israeli minecraft server on a different level that guarantees you a unique and extremely enjoyable gaming experience!

Badrack Proutz – everyone is invited to play, without restrictions! Various game modes: Survivable pride – see what you are worth in the open world! Sky Block – build your perfect island! Our servers are located in Israel, so the ping is extremely low and the game flows without interruptions.

Supported versions: 1.19.3 – 1.21.4 Server address: play.israelmc.net

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Bismarck

bismarck, building, Create, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Many Building Mods, Many Food/Agriculture Mods, minecraft server, Modded, monopolies, muskets, Politics, PvP, Recruits – Workers, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Crops Grown:	8802
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Votes:	2227
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Description	Details
Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk
Features	Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, PVP

FAQ

1. What is the setting of the server?

The server is set in the Modded Earth server in the year 1836, with a Victorian Era – Steampunk theme.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server offers features such as colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.

3. What mods are included in the modpack?

You can view the full modlist here.

4. How can I access the server map with claims?

You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap.

5. What is the Minecraft server IP address?

The Minecraft server IP address is bismarck.minecraft.bz.

6. Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?

You can find more information on the server and modpack on our Discord server.

Mindful Mine 1.21.2

1.21.2, adult content, career development, empowerment, Follow your dreams, gen z, goal-setting, inspiration, life coaching, middle managers, mindful, mindfulness, motivation, never give up, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, success, upper middle-class, young women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	114
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like self-help meets adult content, but in a totally weird and wacky way! Like, imagine building your dreams while also exploring some crazy adult-themed worlds, it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain!

You’ll be like an upper middle-class, gen Z middle manager in the Minecraft world, creating and conquering like a boss. Plus, who knows what kind of hilarious jokes will pop up while you’re playing? It’s a wild ride that you won’t wanna miss out on!

So come on, join the madness and let’s see where this crazy Minecraft server takes us! Just remember, self-help and adult content have never been this bizarre and entertaining before!

NoMoBdayPartyMC Server

birthday accommodations, birthday celebration, birthday expectations, birthday guest list, birthday logistics, Birthday Party, birthday plans, birthday present, birthday travel, birthday weekend, destination birthday, destination event, friend’s birthday party, GoFundMe, Group Chat, meaningful gift, NoMoBdayPartyMC, out of touch, remote wedding, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring birthdays that turn into birthweekends? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where every day is a celebration!

Forget about awkward group chats and gofundme pages, on our server, the only gift you need is your presence (and maybe some diamonds).

We promise you won’t have to share a bunk bed with 20+ people, unless that’s your idea of a good time. And don’t worry about missing out on the fun, because we have plenty of rooms available for all your party needs.

So why settle for a remote destination birthday when you can join us for a virtual celebration like no other? Don’t be an asshole, join our server now and let the fun begin!

BestieBreakupBuddies

addict, Bestfriend, BestieBreakupBuddies, Breakup, Cheating, childhood bestfriend, cruise line, CURSE, Drinking, elder brother, flirt, Friends, Gaslighting, Happiness, Humiliation, interfering, long distance, relationship, smoking, Wedding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Buildings Constructed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life chaos and build your dream world without any cheating or backstabbing.

Unlike some people we know, our server is all about honesty and loyalty. No one will gaslight you into thinking you’re the bad guy just because they can’t handle their own mistakes. Plus, we have zero tolerance for cheaters and drama queens – they’ll be banned faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us and build your own paradise without any toxic relationships or fake friends. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a cheating ex-best friend and a wedding that never happened. Let’s craft some happiness together!