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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3611 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!