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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1635 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
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But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.
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