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Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party

BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	160	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ores Mined:	8415	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”

broken trust, communication breakdown, community management, CraftyDevs, customer satisfaction, customer service, Deception, developer accountability, dishonesty, faces, false promises, game development, gamedevs, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, player feedback, player loyalty, player relations, Server, Support, trust issues, unethical behavior

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7893	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Votes:	9418	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

GrannyCraft: No Regrets

10 years, acceptance, bad mouthing, Cultural differences, DATING, distance issues, DOCTORS, dying wish, family, grandmother, GrannyCraft, health, inner circle, Marriage, Minority, only child, refusal, regrets, relationships, slavic, traditional views

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as fighting off creepers! Join us for a grand adventure filled with crazy relatives, cultural clashes, and forbidden love stories.

Are you ready to navigate through the treacherous waters of family expectations and societal norms? Will you stand up to your grandma’s “dying wish” to marry within your culture, or will you forge your own path with your Slavic boyfriend from a different village?

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build your own unique story. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough amidst all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	685
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	137	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

2024 ElectionCraft Server

2024 election, campaign strategy, citizenship validation, election forecast, election manipulation, election outcome, ElectionCraft, Electoral Process, government policies, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, political analysis, political prediction, prediction, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump administration, voter demographics, voter validation, voting rights

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Farms Harvested:	813
Magic Items Found:	4332	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!