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Minecraft SMP: /csg/ – Creeper Squad Goals

cheap chink shit, cheap products, China, Chink Shit General, creeper, csg, Deals, DISCOUNTS, earbuds, electronics, emulation device, Gadgets, goals, headphones, installgentoo wiki, Mergeboss links, Minecraft, News, reviews, Smartphone, smp, squad, Technology, TWS IEM reviews

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the only rule is to embrace the cheap chink shit of the internet? Look no further than our server, where we discuss all things sketchy and too good to be true!

Join us for outrageous discussions about TWS IEM reviews, new guides that are a work in progress, and links to the installgentoo wiki for all your chink shit general needs. Share your Mergeboss links and find out what headphones/earbuds to buy, what cheap smartphone to get, or even what emulation device to snag.

But that’s not all! Stay tuned for the latest news and updates, because life is complicated but our server is here to make it a little more lolzy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let’s embrace the chaos together!

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Squad Goals

Back to school sale, Cheap, China, chink shit, creeper, csg, Deals, DISCOUNTS, earbuds, emulation device, Gadgets, goals, Guide, headphones, hhg, iem, installgentoo wiki, Mergeboss links, Minecraft, Sites, Smartphone, smp, spg, squad, Technology, vr

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is as cheap and questionable as the chink shit you find online! Join us for our back to school sale edition, where we discuss all the sketchy products you can get your hands on.

Looking for a new guide? Check out our Work In Progress guide that will have you navigating the world of cheap chink shit like a pro. Need some advice on what headphones or earbuds to buy? Head over to /g/iemg for some hilarious recommendations.

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane mergeboss links where you can click three times and post your own questionable purchase. Want a cheap smartphone? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, head over to /vr/hhg for some wild suggestions.

Join us on this wild ride of cheap products and outrageous stories. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Just remember, everything is from China – but that just adds to the excitement, right?

Plate3 Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college tuition, Communication, daughter manners, dinner etiquette, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, food etiquette, leaving abruptly, Minecraft, parenting, part-time jobs, personal boundaries, Plate3, Respect, rude behavior, Server, sibling conflict, sister drama, social norms, third plate

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	5786	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual plates as you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for unlimited food options and no limit on how many plates you can devour in one sitting. Just like this mom’s daughter who went for a third plate at a family dinner, you can indulge in all the virtual food your heart desires.

But beware, just like this family dinner turned into a heated argument over plates, our server is full of drama and unexpected twists. You never know when a virtual food fight might break out or when someone will accuse you of being rude for eating too much. It’s all part of the fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with food, family drama, and endless possibilities, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about proper plate etiquette along the way (or not, we’re not here to judge)!

LazyCraft: AITA?

aita, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Gaslighting, household responsibilities, LazyCraft, leaving a relationship, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, parenting stress, partner conflict, relationship problems, Resentment, self-care, stay at home mom, stay at home parent, Therapy, unfair treatment, working parent

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	201	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3597
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for an escape? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Forget about the stresses of being a stay at home parent and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. No more arguments about who does more chores or who said what. On our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found diamonds first!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than therapy!

EternalYouthCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1115	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to a simpler time? Join our Minecraft server where you can live permanently in the age of your choice! Want to be a carefree toddler again? Done. Want to relive your teenage years filled with angst and rebellion? We got you covered. Or maybe you just want to be a wise old grandpa yelling at kids to get off your lawn. Whatever age you choose, the possibilities are endless on our server! So come join us and never grow up again!

CraftyConflict Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyConflict, Diplomacy, foreign relations, International, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, nuclear deal, Peace, Politics, president, revolutionary guard, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6523
Enchantments Applied:	232	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Emeralds Found:	5705
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we got this new president dude who is, like, totally battling the revolutionary guard to stop a crazy war with israel. it’s, like, intense man. but don’t worry, you can totally escape all that drama by joining our server and building some sick builds. plus, the president dude might even pop in and help you fight off some creepers or something. it’s, like, a wild ride, man. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while dodging international conflicts and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

PixelPrison: NoGriefIsrael

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, Detainee, discrimination, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, NoGriefIsrael, Oppression, Palestinian, PixelPrison, Politics, rape, US, VIOLATION, War Crimes, zero tolerance

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	4

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got ZERO TOLERANCE for boring gameplay! just like israel should have zero tolerance for abuse and rape, we have zero tolerance for lame builds and noob players! come join us for some crazy adventures and wild shenanigans! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a griefer, then you’ll regret it BIG TIME. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

IndecisiveCraft

biased decisions, cognitive bias, decision making analysis, decision making behavior, decision making habits, decision making impact, decision making influences, decision making outcomes, decision making patterns, decision making perceptions, decision making process, decision making psychology, decision making research, decision making skills, decision making study, decision making tendencies, Decision-making factors, decision-making strategies, indecision, IndecisiveCraft, slow decision making

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Animals Bred:	110
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so, like, u know how sometimes u just can’t make up ur mind about stuff? well, turns out that’s actually a good thing! this new study says that if u take ur time to make decisions, u end up making less biased choices. so, like, join our minecraft server where u can take all the time u need to make decisions and end up being the most fair player ever! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds! so come join us and be the most indecisive, but fair, player ever!

Eclypse SMP: Where creepers are just misunderstood TNT enthusiasts!

Aura skills, BreweryX, CREEPERS, Custom Images, Custom War, discord polls, Dynamic economy, Earth, ECLYPSE, Economy, enthusiasts, Fair Economy, Image Frame, Inviting Community, java bedrock, java players, misunderstood, Optional PvP, PvP, Roleplay, simple voice chat, smp, Tnt, Towns & Nations, voting system, War system

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Eclypse SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Earth	-1:924 scale world of Earth! Along with a separate world for extra resources!
	Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
Economy	Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and selling to spawn using /spawn!
Aura Skills	Custom Skills Plugin that allows you to get better stats in each category. Do /skills to see!
Discord Polls	Players vote on things such as features and overall changes to the server!
Inviting Community	Toxic behavior is not tolerated.
Optional PvP	You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
Custom War	We use a custom war system, to make wars as fair with 1 attack and 1 defense on each capital!
Java & Bedrock	Play on any device you want.

FAQ

Can Java Players use Simple Voice Chat?

Yes, Java Players are able to use Simple Voice Chat to improve Roleplay.

Are custom images supported with Image Frame?

Yes, Image Frame supports custom images.

What is BreweryX?

BreweryX is a feature that allows players to brew custom potions.

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can join the server and find more information on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/EVK3JDRw

ChinaVsAmerica Minecraft Server

America, China, ChinaVsAmerica, economic powerhouse, foreign policy, geopolitical influence, global affairs, global competition., global dominance, Global influence, global leadership, global power, global supremacy, international power struggle, international relations, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, political influence, Server, superpower rivalry, world leadership, world superpower

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose whether China or America leads the world! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, now you can engage in epic battles to determine the fate of the world!

Join us and witness crazy alliances being formed, unexpected betrayals, and intense political drama all within the world of Minecraft. Will you fight for the glory of China or the freedom of America? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures along the way. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

GoldMedalGrind Minecraft SMP

athletes, Competition, Doping, Endurance, Exercise, Gold medals, GoldMedalGrind, health, medication, mental health, Minecraft, nutrition, Performance, physical health, physical therapy, PRESSURE, professional athletes, Recovery, smp, sports, stress, success, Training

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ores Mined:	9982
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secret conspiracy behind why all the gold medal-winning athletes suddenly need medication in their 20s! Maybe it’s because they’ve been secretly training in Minecraft all this time and their bodies can’t handle the intense virtual workouts. Or perhaps they’ve been battling secret mobs in the game that have been draining their health points. Either way, you won’t know until you join and start digging for answers (literally, because mining is a big part of Minecraft)! So come on in and see if you can uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every week for our most dedicated players!

NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes

appropriate attire, backless dress, beach wedding, black dress, destination wedding, dress code, family event, fashion choice., father daughter, formal wear, jamaica, NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes, skimpy dress, wedding attire, wedding date, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding outfit

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have weddings on the beach in Jamaica every day! Dress code? Non-standard, of course! We encourage black backless dresses that are a little on the skimpy side – the skimpier, the better!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, where divorced dads and their daughters can bond over questionable fashion choices. Who needs a clear dress code when you can wear whatever the heck you want?

Don’t be an asshole, join our server and let the wedding shenanigans begin!