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PixelFlirtz

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re activating my piston! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be picking up blocks faster than a creeper explodes! Our players have used pick up lines so crazy, they’ve tamed wild wolves with just a wink. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the pixelated world – join now and start crafting your own love story!

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Emeralds Found:	4512

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying monkeys, banana battles, and a secret underground banana lair that only the bravest players can discover!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Banana, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ultimate banana warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monkey madness begin! Happy birthday, indeed! 🍌🐒 #BananaWarrior #MonkeyMadness #GoldenBananaHunt

ObviouslyAVirginButRatherCute Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	7051	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ores Mined:	9280
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Enchantments Applied:	272	Farms Harvested:	494

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we prioritize finding a cute Minecraft girlfriend over anything else! Sure, being a virgin is cool and all, but have you ever had a Minecraft girlfriend who runs through fields with you and is nice to you? It’s a game-changer, trust me.

Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of shitting your pants in a virtual world! Our server is so intense, you’ll forget to go to the bathroom in real life. From dodging creepers to accidentally falling into lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive without changing your pants!

BlockbusterQuotes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Votes:	7040
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Crops Grown:	3187	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether! And if that’s not enough, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena. Plus, our players have been known to spontaneously break out into epic movie quote battles. So come join us and see if you can top the greatest movie quote of all time…or at least try not to get lost in our maze of llama stables!

CraftyGirlfriends

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got girl friends who will make u their girlfriend. it’s like a magical love potion but in blocky form. come build a castle with ur new bae and live happily ever after in the pixelated sunset. plus, we have a secret underground disco where u can dance the night away with ur virtual boo. so what are u waiting for? join now and find ur true love in the world of blocks and creepers.

GazaGraveyardMC Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	890
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we find bodies during gaza operations and try to identify them while building epic structures and battling creepers! it’s a wild ride of adventure and mystery, you never know what you’ll find next! join now for the ultimate thrill of a lifetime!

MineCraftBeautism

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Votes:	7985
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!

we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!

come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!

PajeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Pajeet takeover is in full swing! Join us as we build a world where all leaders are Pajeet, from England to Ireland and even the United States.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!

Minecraft SMP – /DBS/ – /Treasure/ – Dragon Block Super

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to Bulmazuri, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing pandas. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through your journey on the server. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to access it. Good luck!

4. Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with flamingo pigmen and lava water slides. Just make sure you bring sunscreen!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes. Use them wisely!

So what are you waiting for? Join Bulmazuri today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!