We have a team of professional therapists on standby to help you navigate the treacherous waters of FWB situations in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who will haunt anyone caught catching feelings. So if you’re looking for a drama-free, emotionless Minecraft experience, join us now!
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So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or in the mines)!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a llama wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. That’s just a typical day on our server!
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Picture this: you and your sister, rocking the same outfits and sharing a meal at a buffet. But wait, things take a turn when she discovers her boyfriend blocked her on social media and drops the bombshell that she’s pregnant. Meanwhile, you’re dealing with your own struggles after losing a child. Drama, drama, drama!
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So come join us on our server, where the only thing more outrageous than the drama is the creativity of our players. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?