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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6800 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u just want a server that is like, totally cray cray? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, let me tell u.
first off, we got pigs that can fly. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a pig and it will sprout wings and take u to the sky. it’s like a magical bacon airplane.
also, we got a secret underground city filled with llamas that can rap battle. they drop sick rhymes and spit mad fire. it’s like watching a llama version of Eminem.
oh, and did i mention we have a haunted castle where the ghosts throw parties every night? u can join in and dance with the spirits. just watch out for the ghost DJ, he’s a real party animal.
so, if u want a minecraft server that is off the chain, come join us. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more creepers.
