| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8633 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9667 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 6657 |
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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1714 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3435 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5966 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4623 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6360 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5298 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7251 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8588 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2194 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8454 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6643 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
