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SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Votes:	3673
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Farms Harvested:	647	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	2739
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Emeralds Found:	5985
Dimension Hops:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

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Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Crops Grown:	9617	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	103
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Potions Brewed:	88
Dragon Eggs Found:	2360	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender equality, hijab law, HijabHavoc, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Server, Shot, social justice, VIOLATION, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!