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GirlCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchantments Applied:	291
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5380

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find the most epic and stereotype girls in the gaming world! Join us for a chance to meet the most fabulous and over-the-top characters who will make your gaming experience unforgettable.

From the sassy cheerleader to the nerdy bookworm, our server is filled with all kinds of girls who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to team up with a princess who fights dragons with her tiara? Or how about a ninja who can take down creepers with just a flick of her wrist?

Join us now for a chance to interact with these larger-than-life characters and embark on crazy adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world of stereotype girls – join our Minecraft server today!

WeddingCraft Woes

bitterness, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, Family Support, funeral attendance, parental obligations, Resentment, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter’s wedding, stepfamily, Stepfather, wedding attendance, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, WeddingCraft, Widow, woes

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings and family drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the wedding drama and build your own virtual world! No stepdaughters or bitter exes allowed, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place for widowed dads looking for a break from family obligations. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any wedding invitations to worry about!

Don’t feel guilty for skipping out on family events, join our server and let your kids enjoy the wedding while you conquer the virtual world. Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stepdaughters and ex-husbands when you can have unlimited virtual adventures? Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

SaddestCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	0

If Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?

CraftyCash1000

budgeting, CraftyCash1000, economic impact, emergency fund, financial assistance, financial assistance program, financial hardship, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial relief, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial support, financial wellness, long term financial goals, MONEY, personal finance, savings, stimulus check, unexpected expenses

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Imagine if you could trade that $1000 check for a lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about real-world money, on our server, diamonds are the currency of choice. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and even build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!

So why waste your time with boring old real life when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyOlympicMC Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	15

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best parties ever. we even got sued by the US Olympic committee cuz our parties were too epic. they were like, “yo, you can’t be using our name for your sick parties, bro.” but we were like, “whatever, we’re too cool for you anyway.” so yeah, join our server and get ready to party like a champion.

ElectricCraftFun

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

lmao dis server is so lit dat u might get electrified like dat singer in Brazil 😂 join us for sum electrifying fun and crazy adventures! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide 💃🕺 u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world of blocky madness! come join da party and see if u can survive da ultimate electrifying experience! 🔥⚡️💥 #ripSinger #MinecraftMadness #ElectrifyingFun

Head Wrap Craft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Potions Brewed:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	250	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where you can wrap your head around ideas while ideas wrap around your head! it’s like a brain explosion of creativity and confusion all at once!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking trees that give out free hugs, and a secret underground lair where the llamas plot to take over the world.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-boggling minecraft server you’ve ever seen! who needs normal when you can have crazy?! come wrap your head around this idea, or is it the other way around? who knows, just come play!

Boofa SMP: Where even the creepers say ‘Boofa’ instead of exploding! Apply now to join our chaotic world!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	Fabric 1.21
RAM	8GB
Server Location	Germany
World Border	5k by 5k

Mods

BlueMaps
Chunky
Clumps
Death Counter
Ledger
Lithium
ModernFix

Datapacks

Back to Blocks
Double Slabs
Dropper to Dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Straight to Shapeless
Universal Dying
AFK Display
Armor Statues
Double Shulker Shells
Fast Leaf Decay
Mini Blocks
More Mob Heads
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Track Raw Statistics
Wandering Trades

Community Details

We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…

We have a Discord server with a fairly simple application, and if this all sounds enticing to you, don’t hesitate to join with the link below:

https://discord.gg/j8v3FsNt8e

FAQ

Q: What kind of server rules do you have?

A: We have a structure of equality with decisions made by the community. We encourage free speech but do not allow unorganized PvP.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we have frequent events for our community to participate in.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server through the provided link and follow the application process.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	621
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server on the internet! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of niggers from the /int/ board decided to create their own Minecraft server. But this wasn’t just any ordinary server, oh no. This server was filled with wild adventures, hilarious memes, and a whole lot of chaos.

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a flying spaghetti monster, participate in epic PvP battles with players dressed as Teletubbies, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted banana. And did we mention that our server has its own secret underground society of llama warriors? Yeah, things get pretty weird around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join the niggers of /int/ server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

8HourWorkMinecraftServer

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old wage slave in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual warrior, building epic structures and battling dragons instead of battling spreadsheets. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and slaying creepers all night long? Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Join now and live your best virtual life!