EMJAY & Six Sex Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

abortion, Argument, BELIEF, consequences, controversial, Crafty, debate, Ethics, Legal, Manslaughter, MAYHEM, miscarriage, moral, murder, perspective, pregnancy loss, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, society, Tragedy, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

Brain, Craft, dot, sleepy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Animals Bred:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crops Grown:	9940	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
New Chunks Explored:	63563	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ores Mined:	3714
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	457	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	117	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.