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YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

adulting, Basic info, build projects, casually, Challenges, Chat, Community, competitive environment, crabs, diamond-based economy, Ear, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, fit, hard difficulty, Hermit, Items, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer server, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Pricing, quality of life mods, rules, season 3, shop themes, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, try, Vanilla, Virginia

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Love Letters Sent:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

calm down, Chill out, Chillcraft, de-stress, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, inner peace, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peace of mind, positive vibes, Relax, relaxation techniques, self-care, Serenity, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, take it easy, Tranquility, unwind, VT

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

SMPAutismCraft – Does /a/ stand for “autism”? Minecraft SMP

ASD, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, brain development, communication disorder, developmental delays, early intervention, environmental factors, genetic factors, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological differences, repetitive behaviors, sensory sensitivities, smp, SMPAutismCraft, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, social understanding, special education, speech therapy, Stand

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Votes:	9976
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	82581
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like “Creeper Dodgeball” and “Ender Dragon Egg Toss”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, on our server, /a/ stands for “absolutely bonkers”.

HangryHub Minecraft Server

aita, Childhood, domestic duties, ENTITLEMENT, financial abuse, financial insecurity, Food, food tastes, groceries, HangryHub, homelessness, husband, joint account, Labor, Minecraft, ownership, possessions, recipes, Rent, sacrifice, savings, served, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Towns Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to stay, like the fact that our virtual groceries are free for all (no joint accounts here, phew!) and you can cook up a storm without anyone claiming ownership of your creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of rent payments or financial insecurity. And if anyone tries to claim ownership of your hard work, just build a giant wall around them and watch them try to escape (spoiler alert: they won’t).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs domestic duties when you can be the master of your own blocky universe? Join us now and let the adventures begin!

GFConvenienceCraft

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, emotional labor, Empathy, Expectations, GFConvenienceCraft, Girlfriend, perspective, Priorities, relationship, Respect, sacrifice, self-care, Support, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ores Mined:	4484	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing love and sleep? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life relationships with our virtual world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

We promise not to guilt trip you for prioritizing sleep over seeing your significant other after a long shift. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can play at your own pace without feeling like the bad guy.

Plus, rumor has it that our virtual relationships are drama-free and always convenient. No more late-night calls asking if you’re coming over – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

So join us now and leave the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs real love when you have the love of Minecraft?

CoreMemoryCraft SMP

bizarre memory, childhood memory, core memory, CoreMemoryCraft, distinct memory, lasting memory, odd memory, offbeat memory, peculiar experience, peculiar memory, quirky memory, random memory, smp, standout experience, standout memory, standout moment, strange memory, unforgettable memory, unique memory, unusual experience, unusual memory, vivid memory

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ores Mined:	9180	Crops Grown:	9503
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	202	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the core memories are as bizarre as they come.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or participate in a build competition where the theme is “Giant Cheeseburger Land”? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams (and nightmares) come true.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you say that your core memory involves befriending a talking cactus named Carl who gives you gardening tips in exchange for shiny rocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!