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PrisonCraft: Where Drumpf Goes to Jail Today!

law enforcement, Justice, Accountability, Politics, Downfall

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the same old, same old because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns your character into a giant block of cheese, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and tell you hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

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Crafty Resumé Raiders: Where job hunting meets block building fun!

job application, career advancement, job seeking, send out resume, job prospects

>send out resume >they actually want to call me for an interview No way, not like this! But hey, at least now I have more time to play on this epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond disco king!

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CraftyCreeperz: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance party! #29

CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, Resist, Japan, 29..

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to all hope because on our server, Japan has taken over and turned everything upside down!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle samurais, dodge ninja attacks, and try to survive in a world where sushi reigns supreme. But hey, at least the cherry blossoms are pretty, right?

So if you’re ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a Japan-ified world!

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Snowy Creeper Revenge: Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

Diversity, black man, equality, History, Revenge

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace diversity in all forms, even in dating preferences! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate revenge for centuries of slavery by dating exclusively white women in the virtual world. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories, just like the one of our founder who is on a mission to shake things up in the dating world. So come on in and let’s have some fun together! Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… or pixels.

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FinlandCraft: Where Average Americans Can Finally Enjoy Finland Without Leaving Home

Nature, discovery, SightSeeing, travel, Immersion

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a trip to Finland without ever leaving your computer chair! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a sauna filled with creepers relaxing and sipping on some hot cocoa. Or how about riding a polar bear through the snowy tundra while battling zombie reindeer? And don’t even get me started on the epic Viking battles that take place every Friday night. So come join us and experience the wacky world of Finland like never before! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

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Crafty Creepers: Where even Steve thinks he can fix Her

FIX, Empathy, Understanding, Thinks, Therapy

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers and their attitude problems? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fix them! That’s right, no more dealing with snarky comments and eye rolls, just grab your tools and show those villagers who’s boss. Join us and show them who’s the real Minecraft master!

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Down Under Disasters: Minecraft Mayhem Edition

Unrest, Video, News, stabbing attack, breaking out

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos is just beginning! Join us as we navigate through a world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the riots breaking out in Australia. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to unleash their inner rebel without causing any real-life mayhem.

Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so wild that even mainstream media is trying frantically to shut it down. That’s right, we’re causing such a stir that they can’t handle the madness we bring to the virtual world.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything can happen. From unexpected stabbings to riots that come out of nowhere, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

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OofCraft: The Sequel – ‘i have bad news bros pt. 2’

self insert, Church, emasculating, flirty, church girl

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got church flirtations, yaoi fantasies, and knee socks that will make you question your masculinity. Who needs a boring old love triangle when you can have a love square with a twist?

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and uncovering scandalous secrets. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama-filled adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

CREEPERS, incapable leader, poor decision making, political failure, leadership failure

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

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Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

Exploration, culture, Journey, discovery, germania

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

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