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RaisinCraft: The Minecraft Server that’s as Surprising as a Raisin in a Cookie!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6982	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Have you ever logged onto a Minecraft server expecting epic adventures and thrilling quests, only to be greeted by the disappointment of a raisin cookie? Well, fear not, because our server is the chocolate chip cookie of the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground club where the pigs throw the wildest parties. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Fly around the server and shoot rainbows at your enemies while cackling maniacally.

So why settle for a raisin cookie when you can have a chocolate chip adventure on our server? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCraft – Where We Mine, Craft, and Laugh! LOL

Balmung, Cats, cerberus, Craft, CraftyCraft, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal conflict, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Empyreum, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, General news, In-game Events, LAUGH, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, lol, make it rain, MEETUPS, Moogle Treasure Trove, plot 60, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Ward 13, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1385	Dragon Eggs Found:	4552
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

🤣🤪🎮 Are you tired of those pesky cats ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further than our server! We have banned all cats from entering our world because let’s face it, no one likes cats Edition! 😼🚫

Join us for our Early Access on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world free from feline interruptions. Our Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, will be a cat-free celebration like no other! 🎉🐱

But wait, there’s more! Participate in our insane in-game events like the Yo-kai Watch Event rerun (Until Patch 7.0) where you can battle ghostly creatures and collect rare loot. Or try your luck at the Moogle Treasure Trove (From May 14th to June 24th) and uncover hidden treasures that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! 💰💎

Don’t miss out on the Make it Rain event (May 15 – May 31st) where the skies will literally rain down riches upon you. It’s a shower of gold coins and diamonds, what more could you ask for? 💸💎

Join our server for the most outrageous reasons, like the Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) where you can travel between different regions at the speed of light. Or test your skills in the PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) and show off your combat prowess to the world! 💪🌍

And if that’s not enough, we have resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. Plus, don’t miss our epic meetups where you can hang out with fellow players and maybe even challenge them to a Crystal Conflict! It’s all fun and games until someone loses their diamonds! 💎💥

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to those annoying cats once and for all! Your Minecraft adventure awaits, and it’s going to be purr-fectly amazing! 🐾🚀 #NoMoreCatsAllowed #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

DepressCraft: Where even your virtual world can’t escape the dark cloud of real life!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of feeling like the world is ending and nothing exciting is happening? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we guarantee non-stop action and adventure that will make you forget all about those pesky elections!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build towering castles that will make even the creepers jealous, and make friends with fellow players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

So why wait for the elections to be over when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities right now? Join our server and let the fun begin! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough that will bring a little sparkle back into your life.

ManlyCraft: Where we turn boys into men, one block at a time!

Awareness, behavior change, BLOCK, Boys, education, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, Misogyny, patriarchy, re-education, Respect, sexism, social change, Time, toxic masculinity, Turn, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Towns Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic masculinity in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server and we’ll re-educate those manly men into respectful gentlemen who know how to treat women right.

Our server is like a boot camp for dudes who need a lesson in respect. We’ll have them mining diamonds for their female counterparts, building beautiful structures to show their appreciation, and even writing love poems in the chat.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Damsel in Distress” where players have to rescue a princess from a tower (spoiler alert: the princess saves herself because she’s a boss).

So come join us and help us create a Minecraft world where toxic masculinity is a thing of the past and chivalry is alive and well. Let’s show those boys how it’s done!

CraftyHog’s Pixel Playground: Sonic Shenanigans Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Towns Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in existence – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we dive deep into the world of Sonic and discuss everything from the latest game announcements to Amy Rose’s Fortune Card Deck (because who doesn’t need one of those, am I right?).

But that’s not all! We have exclusive sneak peeks at upcoming IDW releases, a spreadsheet full of Sonic game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection for all your retro gaming needs. And don’t even get me started on our Sonic comic scans – it’s like a treasure trove of hedgehog goodness!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain lightning-fast speed just like Sonic himself. Plus, our booru is filled with top-tier OC content and our cytube is always blasting the best Sonic tunes.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server today and let the chaos begin!

EXTACORE New Anarchy server 1.16.5 – 1.20 Minecraft server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Votes:	7578
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

The owner of the server “EXTACORE New Anarchy server 1.16.5 – 1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

54.36.232.14:25944

Creepers and LOLs: Degrade This Bitch

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6768	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	212	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most savage Minecraft server in existence! We don’t mess around here – if you’re not ready to throw down and dominate, then you might as well log off now.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground fight club where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we host every weekend – rumor has it that the loot is so epic, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt.

But that’s not all – we also have a twisted sense of humor and love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, we convinced a newbie that creepers were actually friendly creatures that just wanted a hug. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not for the faint of heart, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then come join us. Just remember, if you cross us, we won’t hesitate to degrade you in ways you never thought possible. Happy mining!

Crafty Cows & Creepers: Linux Kernel 6.9 Edition

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ores Mined:	9138	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, just like the Linux kernel 6.9 update that has everyone buzzing!

Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most exciting features you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We have Rust support on AArch64 architectures, because who wouldn’t want to build with a language named after a metal-eating disease? Plus, we have support for the Intel FRED mechanism, because who doesn’t love flexible return and event delivery?

But wait, there’s more! We also have support for AMD SNP guests, because who doesn’t want their guests to be secure and nested like a cozy little bird? And don’t forget about our new dm-vdo target for inline deduplication, compression, zero-block elimination, and thin provisioning. It’s like a virtual data optimizer on steroids!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have Named Address Spaces in GCC, FUSE passthrough support, dynamic Energy Model updates, and a new LPA2 mode for ARM 64-bit processors. It’s like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft Baguette Bonanza

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchantments Applied:	136	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9149
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn here!

Join us for a chance to explore the legendary “Edition du matin Ancien”, a realm where players have been known to mysteriously pass away in their sleep. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Who needs a respawn button when you can respawn in your dreams?

Embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the ancient morning edition and maybe even encounter some ghostly players who are still trying to finish their builds from beyond the grave. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the night in the land of the deceased. Just make sure to set your respawn point before you go to bed!

VirginCraft: Where AI Helps You Lose More Than Just Your Virginity!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Votes:	8158	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Look no further, because on our server, AI stands for “Absolutely Insane”! Our virtual assistants are here to help you lose your virtual virginity in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. From setting up awkward virtual dates to giving you cringe-worthy pickup lines to use on other players, our AI will have you laughing all the way to the virtual bedroom. So come join us and let our AI help you get lucky in Minecraft!