Embarrassment MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land

Anime, Drama, Crafty, Kimi ga Mitainda, lol

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!

Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.

But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

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Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia’s Minecraft Dreams Come to Life!

Russias, Kremlin, War, russia, power

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤪

Join us and witness the epic battle between Russia and Ukraine unfold in a virtual world where anything is possible! 🌍💥

Our players are so confident in Russia’s power that they’re willing to bet their diamond armor on it! 💎🛡️

Who needs real-life drama when you can witness the ultimate showdown between nations in blocky form? 🤣🔥

Come join us and see why beating Ukraine is like building a dirt house – it may not be glamorous, but it’s still a victory worth celebrating! 🏠🎉

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Shashasha Mena Embarrassment Minecraft Server

#nBJx1AFgtS4, شأشأ, Performance, Shashasha, #9XFrdlY3D_csoU6Q

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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GF AFK Craft: Where even your girlfriend can’t resist the blocky charm!

dozed off, Craft, gooning, relationship, Afk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your girlfriend is getting in on the action! Imagine logging on and finding your significant other gooning like a pro, with your boxers around her ankles. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous adventures. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next? So come on, join us and see what all the buzz is about!

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Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

Victory, chickens, social anxiety, fumbling, awkward situation

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! 😂🦄 Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! 😅 Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! 🤪 Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

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Mom’s Blocky Adventures

privacy, adult toys, toilet paper, unexpected, Toys

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

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Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

self-confidence, Weakness, self-doubt, self esteem, Insecurity

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

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CraftyCrybabies: Where griefing is encouraged and tear-filled mobs await! #MinecraftMadness #CryHardOrGoHome

shame, coping mechanisms, MinecraftMadness, Self-expression, PRESSURE

Have you ever cried in public? Probably because you missed out on joining our epic Minecraft server! I mean, I cried when I dropped out of university, but then I found this server and it changed my life. Join us now and let’s cry tears of joy together as we build, mine, and conquer the blocky world! Trust me, this server is better than a degree in underwater basket weaving.

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BlockParty Minecraft Server

Minecraft, blockparty, long tail tags, Numbers, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you might just stumble upon a hidden village of talking llamas who will give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the land. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to dance the night away.

But be warned, our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Will you challenge him to a duel or join forces with him to take over the server? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

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Minecraft SMP – /Tekgen/ – Tekken Trolls

Moves, Character, tekgen, Combos, Fundamentals guide

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a Glicko2 rating system that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And if you’re feeling a bit lost with all the Tekken 8 terminology, don’t worry, we have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you out.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most skilled Tekken 8 players in the world. You’ll be facing off against opponents who can pull off insane combos and moves that will leave you questioning your own existence.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

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