Elysium Edition Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

Apple, asher roth, Drinkin apple sauce, Edgy, explicit lyrics, GOTH, Hip Hop, Im jackin off on a macntosh, Jacket, macintosh, Minecraft, Music, Provocative, rap lyrics, Server, urban culture, With asher roth, Yoo, Your bitch is goth, Your jackets soft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6939	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9310
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mines Excavated:	2072	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4415
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchantments Applied:	114
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Potions Brewed:	75	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	186
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8593	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!