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SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8825	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7555	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

dream, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamyReMinecraft, Experience, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, lasting impression, Memory, night, Nostalgia, Recollection, Reverie, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vision, vivid

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7970	Crops Grown:	5785
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Animals Bred:	172
Votes:	839	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

application, BROKEN, Builders, circle, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, ends, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, forever server, Fun, Infinity, long run., Mods, Player/Mob Heads, progress, RECORD, Server, smp, TP back, TP to home, TP to spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4038	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	133
Endless Night Skies:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Crops Grown:	9257	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Runes Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	90	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)