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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8578 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like building stuff and blowing stuff up? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well, for starters, grass is ground carpet. ya u heard me right, ground carpet! and the pigs here can fly. not like, with wings or anything, they just float around like little fluffy balloons. and the diamonds? oh man, don’t even get me started on the diamonds. they sing to u when u mine them. it’s like a beautiful choir of sparkly rocks. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so come on, join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!
