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Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

autumnal vibes, cold and damp, comfort food, cozy indoors, cuddle weather, Dark, dark season, gloomy days, Hibernate, Hygge, indoor activities, long nights, melancholy mood, Minecraft, rainy days, rainy weather, seasonal affective disorder, self-care, Server, staycation, warm blankets, wet, wet season, winter blues

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	147
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

AngryCraft SMP

aggravation, AngryCraft, annoyance, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, incensed, infuriating, irksome, irritable, Irritation, livid, mad, maddening, Peeved, provoking, RAGE, smp, Upset, vexation, wrathful

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

CraftyCompliments

acknowledgment, affirmation, appreciation, comfort, compassion, CraftyCompliments, Empathy, encouragement, kind words, love, Positive reinforcement, praise, Reassurance, recognition, Said., Someone, Support, Understanding, Uplifting, validation, wish

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, BIAS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Director, documentary, film, freedom of speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Nova massacre, Political, Propaganda, Reporting, Server, terrorists

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international conflict, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, KremlinCraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, russia, Russia’s stance, world news, Zone

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

ad effectiveness, ad fatigue, ad targeting, advertising, Blockers, brand awareness, brand loyalty., companies, consumer behavior, consumer engagement, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, consumer trust., Customer retention, Digital Marketing, market research, marketing tactics, online advertising, Paradise, product promotion, purchasing decisions, unskippable ads

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Origins of Plants & Paws

45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Villages Defended:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

Anime, Faggot character, fictional character, first-person pronoun, Gender Identity, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime character, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ manga character, LGBTQ protagonist, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ storyline, LGBTQ themes, Manga, Minecraft, non-binary, noob, ore, queer representation, Server, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.