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Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

city breaks, Craft, CREEPERS, crowded places, cultural attractions, Europe, European capitals, Exploring, hidden gems, historical sites, landmarks, local experiences, must-see places, Off the beaten path, overhyped spots, overrated attractions, popular destinations, SightSeeing, Spots, tourism, Tourist, tourist traps, touristy areas, trap, travel, vacation spots

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

approaches, challenge, challenger, comparison, Competition, console, debate, Entertainment, future prospects, Gaming, Gaming Community, graphics, GREATNESS, innovation, LolCraft, Nostalgia, Performance, Playstation 2, Popularity, Sales, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!

Steve’s Epic Adventure Land

Adventure, aid, Awareness, Conflict, Crisis, depression, Epic, Help, Humanity, intervention, Land, mental health, Military, Russian soldier, Steves, SUICIDE, Support, Tragedy, Trauma, Ukraine, Video, violence, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4
New Chunks Explored:	118957	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of witnessing Russian soldiers having a meltdown in Minecraft because they can’t handle the pressure of the War? Well, look no further! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as these soldiers try to navigate their way through blocky battles and pixelated PTSD.

But wait, there’s more! With every new player that joins, we donate a stack of diamonds to a charity that helps Russian soldiers cope with their Minecraft-induced trauma. So not only are you having a blast on our server, but you’re also making a difference in the lives of these virtual warriors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮🔥

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, ddg, Dorks, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., dragons, Feste, hire pawn, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Guild, Pawn Sheet, Server, Skills, Steam, survey, video game, Wiki

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	2432	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

cancucks, CreeperCancucks, CREEPERS, Defeat, devastated, Disappointment, emotional turmoil, fair, Frustration, game over, HEARTBREAK, Hockey, kill me now, LOSE, Nooo, Over.., Sadness, sports, sports fan, STOP, UNFAIR, Upset, winning

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Towns Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ores Mined:	7601	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The New Gate 2: Electric Boogaloo

action, Adventure, Anime, battle scenes, Boogaloo, Characters, Electric, episode 2, FANTASY, Favorite, Gate, homage, kirito, LANCER, new episodes, plot twists, Season, The New Gate, Thread, Underrated, video game, virtual reality, watch

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a GIGANTIC dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, because on this server, you have the power to FLY and defeat any mythical creature that comes your way.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with TREASURE beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because the base is guarded by a pack of ZOMBIE PIGMEN who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine building your very own CASTLE made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. Yes, you heard that right. Your castle will be the envy of all your friends on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real

Article, CLICK BAIT, discrimination, fake news, False narrative, Genocide, internet culture, Isnt, media manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation spread, not real, not real news, not victim, Propaganda, racism, real, showdown, snowflake, Social Issues, Societal Problems, Victim, Virgin, White, white genocide

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	5871
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!

Pixelated Weebs

Anime, Attack, bl, Definitively Femcels, double standards, feminism, gender equality, Keanu Reeves, mainstream media, Male Incels, Misandry, Misogyny, pixelated, Ships, Social Issues, sports anime, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Twilight, Weeb’s, yaoi

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes! Are you a fan of Anime? We’ve got all your favorite shows playing on repeat 24/7. Love Ships? We’ve got a whole fleet waiting for you to explore. And don’t even get us started on Yaoi and BL – it’s a shipper’s paradise!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special section dedicated to Twilight fans – because who doesn’t love a sparkly vampire love triangle? And for all you sports anime enthusiasts out there, get ready to hit the virtual field and show off your skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve even got a secret section dedicated to Keanu Reeves. That’s right, the one and only Keanu is a regular player on our server, battling creepers and building epic structures like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our crazy community of definitively Femcels who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. And remember, the mainstream media may only attack male incels, but here on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms. Double standards, who?

Block Battle Royale

battle, BLOCK, Cards, Challenges, Competition, Deck, deckbuilding, dueling, Event, gameplay, Losses, master duel, Meta, ONLINE, Practice, Preparation, Royale.., Skills, strategy, Tactics, Tournament, Victory, Wins

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic events ever seen in the Minecraft universe! Picture this: a massive ender dragon riding a creeper like a bucking bronco while players try to tame them with diamond carrots.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco creeper dropping sick beats and exploding in a shower of glitter!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Putin’s Craft: Building Blocks and Bear Hugs

authoritarianism, autocracy, Bear, blocks, building, Conflict, Craft, Decision making, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global impact, hugs, influence, international relations, Kremlin, leadership, Manipulation, motivation, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, russia, strategy, world affairs

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Putin himself is a player! Yes, you heard that right. He’s taking a break from running Russia to mine diamonds and build epic structures in our virtual world. Join now to witness Putin riding a pig into battle against creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a dancing chicken disco party every Friday night. Get your groove on with our feathered friends and show off your best dance moves.

So why would Putin do this? Because our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft. Join now and see for yourself!