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  • Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

    Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 1535
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Dimension Hops: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

    ”> Be Me Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 7005
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dimension Hops: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

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    > Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

    > Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

    > Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

    > And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

    > Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

    > So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348

    Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 6632
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 252 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Crops Grown: 4770 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute hebes and huge black dicks roam free! Trust us, you’ve never seen a more beautiful sight in all of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From battling dragons with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re looking for some AI assistance, we’ve got you covered with NovelAI V.3. Just $25 a month for unlimited gens – because who needs diamonds when you have unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hebe and black dick parade – and trust us, it’s a sight you’ll never forget.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cool Songs Thread Minecraft Server

    Cool Songs Thread Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 7378
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Magic Items Found: 3827

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    Don’t believe us? Just check out the link above for proof that our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang

    The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 2073
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4795 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3599 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Emeralds Found: 5237

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    Join our Minecraft SMP where you must choose to align yourself with The Rock or face the consequences of being against The Rock. Will you be a jabroni or will you rise to the challenge and show your true strength? The choice is yours, but beware, The Rock always knows his role and will lay the smackdown on anyone who dares to defy him. So, are you ready to enter the ring and show The Rock what you’re made of? If you smell what The Rock is cooking, then come join us and let the chaos begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”>I Can’t President Minecraft Server”

    ”>I Can’t President Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 2577
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 63 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

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    Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the President of your own virtual country! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, now you can make important decisions like what color to paint the White House in your Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures as you compete for the title of Llama Champion.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ladbrokes Players Minecraft SMP Championship Finals Day 3

    Ladbrokes Players Minecraft SMP Championship Finals Day 3
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 8938
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Enchantments Applied: 70
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like the Ladbrokes Players Championship Finals meets Butlin’s Minehead resort, but with a twist – instead of darts, we’re throwing pickaxes at creepers!

    Join us for the quarter-finals where players like Mike De Decker and Luke Littler battle it out in epic best of 19 legs matches. Watch as Scott Williams takes on Ross Smith in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your block!

    But wait, there’s more! The evening session features the PDC Winmau World Youth Championship final, where Dutch duo Gian van Veen and Jurjen van der Velde go head-to-head for the ultimate title. Who will emerge victorious in this intense battle of youth and skill?

    Tune in to our coverage starting at 12:45pm GMT on ITV4, and don’t miss the evening session at 7:00pm for the semi-finals and final showdown. It’s going to be a block-busting event you won’t want to miss!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you watch Luke Humphries take on Ryan Joyce in a battle to the death, all while building your own epic creations and surviving in a world filled with monsters and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 1880
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 298
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 259 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4585 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of chaparral yuccas decided to start their own Minecraft server. These spiky plants were tired of being overlooked in the desert, so they created a virtual world where they could thrive and show off their true potential.

    Now, you might be thinking, “But I’m not a chaparral yucca, why would I want to join this server?” Well, let me tell you, these yuccas are the coolest, most welcoming group of plants you’ll ever meet. They’ll teach you how to build the most epic cactus houses, mine for diamonds with their sharp spines, and even ride on the backs of desert tortoises for epic adventures.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the chaparral yuccas rule and the fun never ends! Who knew plants could be so entertaining?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RED IS SUS Minecraft SMP

    RED IS SUS Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 530
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Animals Bred: 107
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Potions Brewed: 156 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everything is red because we accidentally spilled a giant barrel of red dye all over the server and now everything is stained crimson! Join us for a wild adventure as we try to clean up the mess while dodging angry mobs who think we’re part of a new cult worshiping the color red.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical prize or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous server admins?

    So come join us on our red-stained, llama-infested, treasure-filled Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any suspiciously red llamas…

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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