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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8016 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 705 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
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