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Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Items Found:	7592
Villages Defended:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3980	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	6104	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	5059

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!

CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9545	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	246461
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Secret Passages Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

Adventure, Anons, choose, Decision making, Fights in Tight Spaces, futuristic games, Game, Gaming, Help pick my next game, indie games, Library of Ruina, Lobotomy Corp, Minecraft, mystery games, norco, Reverse Collapse, role playing games, roulette, Sci Fi Games, simulation games, Sprawl, strategy games, Tactical games, Void Stranger, wildfrost

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!

VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ores Mined:	7294
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft meets Dota 2 in this epic server for all your gaming needs!

blocky, brawlers, bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, Epic, esports, Gaming, Gosugamers, guides, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, meets, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Pro tracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, Updates, Waifu edition, Wiki

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchantments Applied:	159
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5536	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Waifu edition! Why join? Because we have the most epic esports tournaments that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need some news to keep you entertained while you mine? We got you covered with our daily updates and patches that will have you saying “Enderman who?”. And don’t even get me started on our lore – it’s more twisted than a Nether fortress maze.

But wait, there’s more! For all you League players out there, we have guides that will help you transition from summoner’s rift to the blocky world of Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs along the way, our bug tracker is here to save the day faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft waifu waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.