RetireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2187
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of seeing an almost 90-year-old man trying to run the most complicated and troublesome tasks in the world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent creations, and battle fierce mobs. Our server is a place where age is just a number and fun knows no bounds.

Don’t be a rubber stamp player on other servers, come to ours and be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, it’s more fun than watching an elderly man try to navigate the complexities of the modern world.

BlockyConfessions

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	2461	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	961	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Votes:	3249	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

CannaCraft420

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!

Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.

So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!

WingWarzMC: Drums vs Flats!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Potions Brewed:	116	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where chicken wings rule the land! drumsticks and flats battle it out for dominance, creating chaos and mayhem at every turn. but fear not, for you can choose a side and fight for your favorite wing piece!

build your own winged fortress, complete with a moat of ranch dressing and towers made of spicy buffalo sauce. team up with other players to form wing alliances and conquer the server together.

but beware, there are rumors of a secret wing recipe hidden deep within the server, guarded by a powerful chicken boss with a taste for destruction. will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the legendary wings for yourself?

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of hot sauce you can handle). fly high with us on our chicken wing minecraft server!

ToxicTamponMetalMadness

14 brands, 16 metals, 30 tampons, arsenic, brands, contaminants, Evaluation, health, heavy metals, hygiene, lead, Levels, Measurement, menstruation, Pollution, research, study, tampons, toxic metals, ToxicTamponMetalMadness, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2229
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.

All The Bods – A Modded Minecraft Server for the Elderly – 15+ Only – Must Have Your Name on the List

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to AllTheMods 9!

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our discord then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	First join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to the whitelist.
What version of the modpack are you using?	We are currently using version 1.20.1 of the All The Mods 9 modpack.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join as long as they also follow the application process to be whitelisted.

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