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82 years young Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5704	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Farms Harvested:	967

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by an 82-year-old grandma who kicks butt in PvP and builds the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens, secret underground lairs filled with cake, and a community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime on this server!

Chad’s Minecraft Mansion: Where the Hate for Virgins is Unreal!

Beyond, Chad, Chads, Competition, danger, envy, Experience, hate, Incels, Insecurity, Jealousy, MANSION, Minecraft, Misogyny, niggas, relationships, Resentment, serious, social dynamics, toxic masculinity, unreal, Virgins, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	124

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin and getting hate from the Chads of the blocky world? Well, fear no more because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the Minecraft virgins out there! Join us and experience a world where the Chads are too busy flexing their blocky muscles to bother with us mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all Chad energy, so you can mine and build in peace without any fear of Chad attacks. So come on, join us and leave those Chad haters in the dust!

DisabledCraft: No limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged… but still kicking creepers’ butts!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Farms Harvested:	232
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by players who think they’re hot stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, even CRIPPLEku (literally no limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged, sick, tired, starved, in his base form) can still kick butt and take names! That’s right, you’ll be facing off against the ultimate underdog in epic battles that will leave you questioning your entire existence. Join now for a chance to witness the most insane Minecraft showdowns you’ve ever seen – just don’t blame us if you end up crying in a corner after getting owned by CRIPPLEku!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9624	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a hot girl appears and starts farting and shitting everywhere. Sounds bizarre, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You never know what kind of wacky encounters you’ll come across.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels and show off your skills in intense combat.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and of course, hot girls farting and shitting. You won’t regret it!

Pixel Punch-Up Pals: Minecraft Server for International Brawls!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Buildings Constructed:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of getting into fights in your country and need a break? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our virtual world is a safe haven where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling again. So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door.

Mococo’s Tummy vs. Minecraft – The Ultimate Showdown!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1188
Animals Bred:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	1654	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	99745	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make your tummy feel like it’s stuck in a never-ending loop of blandness? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly your screen is filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Of course you have, who wouldn’t want to do that?! On our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, stomach-churning, laugh-inducing adventures of your life? Say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and hello to the wacky world of Minewind!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because THIS SUMMER we have the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and zombie villagers who break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of glittering diamonds, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater city where mermaids trade enchanted tridents for stacks of emeralds, and a hidden jungle temple where you can play mini-games with talking parrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us THIS SUMMER for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Hellbound Believers: Where Christians and Muslims Clash in Minecraft!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike!

Join us and experience a world where swatting is actually just a hilarious misunderstanding and where valeriasweets92 is the reigning queen of comedy (even if she doesn’t know it yet).

With crazy events like “The Great Sheep Rebellion” and “The Battle of the Exploding Chickens,” you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let’s laugh our way to victory!

Crafty Final Fantasy: XIVg Edition – Where Endwalker General Meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Fist of Rhalgr Edition! Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other.

Embark on epic quests and battle alongside Final Fantasy XVI characters in our exclusive collaboration event. And don’t miss out on the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – it’s a treasure hunt like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Test your skills in our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test and dominate in our PvP Series 5. And if you’re looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells, we’ve got you covered.

Join us for movie meetups where we watch everything from spooky anime to classic martial arts films. And don’t forget our FFXIV meetups with special guests and exclusive in-game events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Fist of Rhalgr Edition and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafting Fails University: Where You’ll Fail Classes But Succeed in Minecraft!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	48
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities getting in the way of your block-building dreams? Well, fear not, because on our server, time-management is a thing of the past!

Join us and escape the clutches of adulthood as you immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. No more wasting time on real-life nonsense, like going to college or working full-time.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to chill, mine, and build to their heart’s content. So come on over and let your inner child run wild in a land where responsibilities are a thing of the past. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

SpaceCraft LOLz: Astro Royale

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a chance to become part of the wildest yakuza gang in Minecraft history.

Picture this: a gang boss with 12 adopted children and 1 blood-related son. When the boss unexpectedly kicks the bucket, everyone is on edge waiting to see who will take over. But instead of the expected successor, the boss’s bestie is chosen as the new leader. And guess what? He’s the 12th adopted son! Talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, comets come crashing down on Tokyo and suddenly everyone has shadow super powers. That’s right, you could be running around with superhuman abilities in a post-apocalyptic world where peace is just a shadow away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!