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Funky Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6560
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

coding, coding challenges, coding community, coding support, computer science, Daily, daily thread, debugging, dpt, Minecraft, Pain, programming, programming advice, programming discussion, programming feedback, programming help, Programming Languages, programming questions, programming resources, programming tips, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, Thread

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

September 2025 Minecraft Server

apocalyptic visions, cars parked sideways, Confused, confusion, Decline, disorientation, future events, good luck, grocery store, intervals, Lost, Minecraft, Panic, POL, Preparation, screaming, September, SEPTEMBER 2025, Server, societal breakdown, Survival mindset, uncertainty, unexpected occurrences

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cosmetic dentistry, cosmetic procedures, dating preferences, dental aesthetics, dental care, dental hygiene, facial features, first impressions, individual preferences, McSharp, Minecraft, oral health, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical characteristics, sharp teeth, smp, Toothy, turn off, Unique Features, unique traits

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

BlockBros – Minecraft Server

BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	521003
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Forge, general, Learn to inpaint, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, webUI extension, Yuu vill be zee perfekt test subjekt edition

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret laboratory where we conduct experiments on unsuspecting players! That’s right, you could be the next test subject for our crazy scientific endeavors!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of furries who love to roleplay and create amazing art. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re out of this world!

So come join us on this wild ride of Stable Diffusion madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations). Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of possibilities in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the catbox – you never know what secrets it might hold!

Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

Analysis, brexit, Britain, britain’s, consequences, countdown, Crisis, Economy, european union, Evaluation, Future, Government, Impact, Minecraft, perspective, Politics, prediction, Server, society, speculation, Stand, Timeline, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Star Shards Collected:	139
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

aew, Appearance, character portrayal, comparison, controversial, current MJF, del, Del Rio, Diamond, DYNASTY, ethnicity, kike phenotype, lookalike, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, public perception, racial identity, rios, Similarities, smp, spic, Stereotypes, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

administrators, Beginner, Community, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Large Online, Minecraft, Mini Games, Moderators, Monsters, No Dupe, open world, PC, Phone, Pirate, Private, Quests, Realms, Resources, Rewards, Russian, seasoned player, Shelters, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

What awaits you?

— Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

— Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

— Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

— Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

? What makes Realms Network stand out?

— Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

– Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

— Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

Join and start your journey today!

? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

play.realmsmc.ru:19132

Trash Town Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Backlash, Community, confusion, Disappointment, disappointment in fandom, discussion, fanbase, Fandom, Frustration, Garbage, internet culture, lasting impact., memes, Minecraft, online forums, Opinions, Server, social media, TOWN, Trash, trends, viral

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no lasting impact on your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to sweep you off your feet (literally, we have a broom plugin)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).