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CreeperCupid

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, body odor, Communication, CreeperCupid, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, hygiene, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Manners, Negativity, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness, turn off

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all you blocky lovebirds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your Minecraft soulmate while battling hordes of zombies together. Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon has been known to shed a tear at the sight of our players falling in love.

Forget about awkward small talk and boring dinners, on our server, you can impress your date by building them a pixelated castle or taking them on a romantic boat ride down our virtual rivers. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can gift your date a diamond sword?

So if you’re tired of swiping left and right in the real world, come join us and swipe up to a whole new level of love and adventure in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy, blocky world!

BlockyBrawl: Masked Mayhem in West Bank

Bank, BlockyBrawl, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Clashes, Conflict, Fatalities, international news, israeli-palestinian conflict, Masked, masked Israelis, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Palestinian, political turmoil, protest, Riot, security forces, shot dead, Tensions, Unrest, violence, West, West Bank

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can join a crazy riot in the West Bank but instead of getting shot dead, you respawn and keep rioting! It’s like a never-ending party where you can throw virtual rocks and build virtual barricades. Plus, you can wear cool masks and pretend to be an Israeli or a Palestinian, whichever floats your boat. Join now for the ultimate chaotic experience!

CheeseSodaCraft: Where Fat & Sugar Rule!

added sugar, American diet, Cheese, CheeseSodaCraft, convenience foods, daily calories, diet-related diseases, dietary guidelines, drinks, fast food, fat, foods, health risks, Nutrients, nutrition, obesity, overconsumption, processed foods, rule, saturated fat, Soda, Sugar, sugary beverages, unhealthy eating habits

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Animals Bred:	108
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Potions Brewed:	75
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Emeralds Found:	3921
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

AnimeIsntSexist Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, AnimeIsntSexist, criticism, Cultural differences, cultural perspective, Diversity, entertainment industry, equality, Female Characters, feminism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Japanese culture, media representation, Minecraft, Misogyny, portrayal of women, Server, sexism, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4240

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true power of anime? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where anime reigns supreme and women are portrayed in the most empowering and kick-ass way possible.

Forget about those non-believers who think anime is sexist, because on our server, women are the ultimate warriors, leading armies into battle and slaying dragons with their kawaii powers. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a magical girl by your side?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime rules and sexism drools. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret power of the waifu and become the ultimate anime master. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Minecraft SMP: /asp/ – Vtuber Ventures & Startup Shenanigans

#youtube, advice, ASP, Audience, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, Feedback, General tips, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Premiere, Shenanigans, smp, Startup, Startups, streaming, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Ventures, Video editing, Vtuber, Vtubers, What to avoid

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crops Grown:	4741	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Star Shards Collected:	254
New Chunks Explored:	613949	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us if you want to receive Vtubing advice from the most eccentric and out-of-this-world characters you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with the most outrageous reasons you’ll ever hear.

And don’t even get us started on the audience for X! We have viewers who will watch anything, even if it involves riding pigs off cliffs or building giant statues of potatoes. Need a video editor recommendation? We’ll suggest the most bizarre options that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have open company auditions for Hololive and Niji, where you can showcase your Vtubing skills in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible. And if you need useful links, we’ve got pastebins that will make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

HotelHatersCraft

baby safety, beach house, beach vacation, Boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, family vacation, hotel expenses, hotel stay, HotelHatersCraft, in-laws, postpartum, privacy, sleeping arrangements, Small children, space constraints, surprise visit, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, vacation etiquette

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as unexpected in-laws showing up on your beach vacation? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate surprise party!

Join us for a virtual adventure where you can build your dream beach house with sliding doors (just like the one in the story), but watch out for surprise guests who might crash on your couch and play poker until midnight. And don’t worry, we have plenty of transparent glass showers for all your unexpected showering needs.

But be warned, you might have to kick out your in-laws and pay for their hotel room just like in the story. It’s a family affair on our server, where drama and chaos are always welcome!

So if you’re ready for a beach vacation full of unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family surprise!

ConfusedByRedstone – Minecraft SMP

brain teaser, complexity, comprehension, ConfusedByRedstone, confusion, conundrum, Difficulty, Enigma, Enigmatic, Explanation, inscrutable, Logic, Mechanics, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexity, puzzle, Riddle, Science, smp, Technology, unfathomable

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of trying to understand redstone contraptions that make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to confuse you even more with our wacky and nonsensical creations!

Our server is home to the most bizarre and mind-boggling builds you’ll ever see. From a roller coaster that defies gravity to a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible), we guarantee you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and awe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere).

CraftingFails

biggest mistake, blunder, cautionary tale, CraftingFails, Disaster, error, error in judgment, Failure, Fault, learning experience, life lessons, mishap, misstep, mistake to avoid, mistake to learn from, mistake to remember, MISTAKES, oversight, regret, screw-up, worst mistakes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1442
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Farms Harvested:	912

Join our Minecraft server and make even worse mistakes!

Ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a cute green pig? Well, on our server, you’ll accidentally unleash a whole army of creepers on your base!

Have you ever dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, you’ll dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava…filled with dancing skeletons!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might just end up accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into the jaws of a giant zombie!

So come on, join our server and make the worst mistakes of your Minecraft life! It’ll be a blast…literally.

BelgorodCraft: Putin’s Panic Land

Belgorod Oblast, BelgorodCraft, crisis management., emergency assistance, emergency declaration, emergency management, emergency measures, emergency preparedness, emergency relief efforts, emergency resources, emergency response, emergency response team, emergency services, emergency situation, emergency support, federal emergency, government intervention., Land, natural disaster, Panic, Putins, russia, russian news, state of emergency

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

OMG GUYS, HAVE U HEARD? Russia just declared a federal emergency in Belgorod Oblast, but who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! 😂🎮

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! 💥🐷🕺

Forget about real life drama, come build your dream castle with diamond walls and obsidian floors! And if u get bored, just hop on a llama and ride off into the sunset while shooting fireballs from your hands! 🔥🦙🌅

So what are u waiting for? Join our server now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together! Who needs a federal emergency when u have THIS much fun in Minecraft?! 😜🎉🔥

Zap-Free Brain Gain Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain stimulation, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Connection, electrical current, electrical stimulation, exercise benefits., exercise research, forced muscle movement, gain, mental health, movement therapy, muscle control, muscle movement, neurology, physical activity, relationship between exercise and brain activity, Server, study, Voluntary exercise, ZapFree

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we make your brain big smart with all the voluntary exercise you can handle! no forced muscle movement here, just pure fun and cognitive performance improvement! our players have reported solving complex puzzles in record time and crafting the most epic builds ever seen in the minecraft universe. don’t miss out on the chance to level up your brain while having a blast with our awesome community. join now and let the brain gains begin!