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Crafty Canucks & Muricans – Land of the Maple Syrup, Burgers, and Tacos!

196005533, BURGERS, Canada, Canucks, Crafty, Cum, Edition, funny looking squirrel, Land, Maple, mexico, Muricans, previous, Syrup, Tacos, Usa

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is filled with funny looking squirrels that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where squirrels rule the land and you must prove yourself worthy to join their ranks. From squirrel racing competitions to squirrel fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest squirrel-filled adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocky, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Magic Items Found:	4982
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a herd of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more excitement than a chicken discovering a diamond!

Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a castle faster than you can say “redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, where the trees are made of emeralds and the rivers flow with lava. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink!

Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re supposed to be building a house!

WeekendWarriorCraft – Where gaming is the only weekend plan you need!

console, Digital, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, interactive gameplay, leisure, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Plan, Relaxation, screen time, Single player, Technology, video games, virtual worlds, weekend, WeekendWarriorCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly villagers who will teach you how to build a house out of nothing but cake and marshmallows. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made entirely of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Giant Kittens, where you can frolic and play to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the most epic gaming weekend of your life!

Crafty Creeper Clan: Where Even the Jewish Pawns Have Fun!

anti-semitism, belief system, Clan, Conspiracy Theory, Crafty, creeper, cultural influence, discrimination, Fun, historical context, Identity, Jewish, Manipulation, minority group, pawn, pawns, Politics, power dynamics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, scapegoating, social control, Stereotypes, victimization

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ores Mined:	1019
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to uncover the mystery of why Steve is actually a Jewish pawn in a secret conspiracy involving diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. Will you be able to unravel the truth and save the world from certain doom? Or will you get distracted by our adorable pet creepers and spend hours trying to tame them?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of clucking minions to do his bidding. Will you be able to defeat him in a fierce battle for control of the coop, or will you end up joining his flock and becoming a loyal subject?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Dragon’s LOLma Craft: Where Dragons Roam and LOLs are Served!

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Craft, Creative bankruptcy, dd2, ddg, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, LOLma, lols, op, patch notes, Pawn Sheet, pawnguild, pawns, Recycled, roam, served, Skills, Steam, survey, Wiki

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with recycled content and creatively bankrupt ideas that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so outrageous that even Capcom themselves have taken notice. That’s right, we’re the official Capcom Survey server for all things Minecraft related. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em. DD2 Steam page? You betcha. And don’t even get us started on the DD2 Pawns/Character Creator Archiver – it’s a game-changer.

Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments spreadsheet for some light reading. And if you’re looking to hire a pawn, just ask in the thread and visit our up-to-date pawn database at pawnguild.xyz.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

CraftyCraft: Where even Iran and /r9k/ find help in building blocks!

activism, anti-semitism, blocks, building, community support, Conflict, conspiracy theories, CraftyCraft, discrimination, Find, Global Issues, Hate Speech, Help, ideas, iran, Jews, marginalized groups, MIDDLE EAST, online forum, Politics, prejudice, r9k, social justice, Suffering

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner conspiracy theorist? Look no further! Join our server where we believe the Jews are behind all of our problems and it’s time to take matters into our own hands. But don’t worry, we also have epic PvP battles, crazy parkour courses, and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, join us and let’s show those sneaky Jews who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Block Titans: Attack on Steve

Anime, Armin Arlert, Attack, attack on titan, BLOCK, Eldians, eren yeager, Gabi, Happy Birthday, Historia Reiss, Jean Kirstein, levi ackerman, Manga, marley, Mikasa Ackerman, paradis island, Reiner Braun, Sasha Blouse, Shingeki no Kyojin, steve, Survey Corps, titans, warrior

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	124
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Gabi. Legend has it that Gabi once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And on her birthday, the entire server threw her a party so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to join the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and talking sheep that give out free enchanted gear. Plus, every time you log in, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with the Minecraft theme song.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Happy Birthday Gabi, and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!

2024.., anticipation, Calendar, celebration, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Festivities, Fun, Future, lolz, New Year, Party, Plans, predictions, Preparations, Ready, social gatherings, SpoontangCraft, trends, Upcoming Events, year, YEAR OF THE SPOONTANG

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Year of the Spoontang 2024 is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Minecraft, there lies a magical land where spoons and tang go hand in hand. Yes, you heard that right – spoons and tang, the ultimate power couple of the gaming universe. And in the Year of the Spoontang 2024, their reign is stronger than ever.

Join our server and witness the epic battles between the Spoon Knights and the Tang Wizards as they fight for control of the enchanted spoontang mines. Will you choose to align yourself with the noble Spoon Knights, who wield their trusty spoons with precision and grace? Or will you join forces with the mischievous Tang Wizards, who harness the power of tang to cast spells and brew potions?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Spoon of Destiny, a mystical artifact said to grant its wielder untold powers. Will you be the one to claim the Spoon of Destiny and become the ultimate ruler of the spoontang realm?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in the Year of the Spoontang 2024! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server

Community, comparison, Content Creator, debate, English, Entertainment, Fans, Gaming, gura, hololive, Is she better than Gura, japanese, Minecraft, ONLINE, Performance, Popular, Server, Skills, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3719
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of swimming in the same old boring ocean biome? Want to escape the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and flying pigs. Build your own pixelated paradise with blocks made of pure diamond and obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Minecraft mermaid, who sings enchanting tunes that will make you question if she’s better than Gura herself.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!

3DS, action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, capcom, collaboration, crossover, Entertainment, feel, Fun, games, Gaming, handheld, lols, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, pixelated, Project X Zone, Puns, RPG, sega, strategy, Thread

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.

And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.