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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8221 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 124 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.
plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.