Imagine paying $512 a month to live in a virtual world where your parents dictate your every move. No friends over, no leaving without permission, and a strict 9pm curfew – just like being 15 again, right? But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have to volunteer 6 hours a week to “find yourself and help people” because why not add some extra pressure to your already stressful virtual life?
But fear not, because unlike real life, you can escape this madness by simply logging off. No need to blow up at your virtual parents or worry about being thrown on the virtual streets. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos of our Minecraft server where you can be ungrateful and unkind without any real-life consequences.
So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual parental control simulator! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus – a magical white top that never gets dirty, no matter how many creeper explosions you survive! Say goodbye to laundry day and hello to endless fashion possibilities.
Don’t let real life drama bring you down, join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest house on the block. See you there!
We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.
Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?
