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ThoughtfulCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Australia, business moves, consumerist society, current affairs, Economy, educated citizens, governmental politics, goyball., Japan, Japanese internet users, japanese yen, Minecraft, ngubu, online discussion, Politics, Saudi Arabia, Server, sports, thoughtful, ThoughtfulCraft, trending topics, uk, westerners

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8326
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will expand your mind and make you question your existence? Look no further than our server, where we discuss the economy and politics of Minecraft like true intellectuals.

While other servers are busy talking about sports slop and mindless entertainment, we’re diving deep into the value of diamonds, major business moves in the game, and the politics of building alliances.

Join us and become part of a community that will challenge your thinking and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs Ngubu kicking the goyball when you can have a stimulating conversation about the Japanese Yen and the best way to mine for resources?

Don’t be a basic player, join our server and level up your Minecraft experience in ways you never thought possible. It’s time to say “Owari da” to boring servers and hello to a world of intellectual stimulation and endless possibilities.

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	93
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	5277	Void Armor Forged:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	4475	Emeralds Found:	1905
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	2447	Secret Passages Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	268
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Void Gems Collected:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	71

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Zombie Dances:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	93	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2979	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchantments Applied:	192	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Towns Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Meteorites Collected:	1	New Chunks Explored:	332058
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!