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Diggin’ It – Embrace Your Pixelated Roots Minecraft Server

Abraham, Adamic, America, beast of the field, BIBLE, biblical prophecy, Chosen, chosen people, descendant, Diggin, EDOMITE-CAANANITE, Embrace, Embrace your roots, isaac, jacob, Messiah, Minecraft, pixelated, reclaim destiny, Roots, Server, theocracy, unadulterated, unmixed, White Americans, White Man

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that White Americans are the true Chosen People of the Bible! Join us as we rise up and establish a theocracy to rid the land of EDOMITE-CAANANITE and all their beast of the field pets (yes, even the creepers).

Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).

So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyCampusFun

campus fees, campus life, college, college savings, consequences, CraftyCampusFun, DAUGHTER, education, general education, Harsh, Honesty, Housing, IMPORTANCE, in-person classes, major-specific class, MONEY, online classes, skepticism, summer classes, Upset, value of money

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3146
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of being misled by your own daughter? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being deceived again! Our virtual world is full of surprises, but at least you won’t be spending money on housing and meal plans that you don’t need. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden classes that magically turn into in-person ones at the last minute! Don’t be too harsh on yourself, join us and let the unexpected things happen in a fun and exciting way!

WrongHotel Minecraft Server

bad experience, dirty room, disappointing stay., false advertising, immediate, inconvenient location, lack of amenities, Minecraft, misleading photos, noisy neighbors, outdated decor, Overpriced, poor service, red flag, rude staff, Server, uncomfortable bed, unresponsive management, unsafe location, unsanitary conditions, wrong hotel, WrongHotel

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	6884
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

If the hotel lobby is filled with creepers instead of concierges, you might want to reconsider your booking. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect getaway for all your blocky adventures! Join us and experience a hotel like no other, where the rooms are made of diamonds and the beds are made of fluffy sheep. Forget room service, here you can order a delicious feast of golden apples and enchanted potions delivered right to your crafting table. And don’t worry about noisy neighbors, our Enderman security team will make sure your stay is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping. So why settle for a boring hotel when you can join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset, whichever comes first)!

MineCraftAdmireCraft

Admire, Authenticity, characteristics, compassion, determination, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humility, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, leadership, MineCraftAdmireCraft, people, positivity, Qualities, resilience, Traits, VALUES, virtues

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	227	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Do you admire people who can build a house out of dirt and survive a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our players are so talented, they once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon (true story, ask Steve)! So if you’re looking for a server where you can show off your skills and make friends with fellow blockheads, look no further. Join us today and let the adventures begin!

LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

alliances, anti-immigration, BUILD, CONSERVATIVE, elections, european union, extremism, far right, far-right movement, France, German, global politics, international relations, Le Pen, leader, LePenCraft, MODEL, nationalism, Politics, populism, radicalization, right wing, Victory, walls

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, covert operation, Enigma, hidden, Hidden Truth, Mystery, Private, secret society, SecretCraft, shhhhhhhh, top secret, undisclosed, undisclosed information., unknown, unrevealed, world’s best kept secret

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Crops Grown:	2230
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Enchantments Applied:	260
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

animal parenting, bat behavior, bat biology, Dayak fruit bat, evolutionary strategy, fatherhood in animals, harmful microbes, male breastfeeding, male lactation, male milk production, mammal evolution, mammal nursing, MilkBat, MonkeyDads, nursing behavior, owl monkey, paternal care, primary caregiver, primate behavior, single parent nursing, unique mammal behavior, wild mammal

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	8803
Void Gems Collected:	34	Animals Bred:	70
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!

winningcurry smp

Discord, f2p, new smp, No hacking, rules, smp, Survival, winningcurry smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, community standards, content creators, Disgusting, entertainment industry, ethical standards, hobby, inappropriate, internet culture, LoliFree, Lolis, Minecraft, online personas, online safety, online streaming, Server, social responsibility, underage characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers, wrong kind of people

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Emeralds Found:	1734	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!