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Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Ores Mined:	6127	Villages Defended:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!