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CraftyMex Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Paggi’s TV Show Minecraft Madness

CHANGE, creativity, decision, Entertainment, improve, Improvement, madness, Minecraft, Paggis, Pagliorulo, Quality, Recommendation, Removal, script, Show, show creation, show development, show improvement, show writing, showrunning, suggestion, television, tv show, Writers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Pagliorulo look like a total snoozefest! Our writers are straight-up comedy geniuses who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more laughs than a clown convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Zombie JuiceCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crops Grown:	8075	Zombie Dances:	5
Farms Harvested:	674	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	19
Emeralds Found:	1999	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Farms Harvested:	170
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

#youtube, 4chan, 4chanDoomScrolling, Adventure, Bed.., bedrock, binge watching, couch potato, digital consumption, doomscrolling, internet addiction, laziness, LazyLlamas, mindless scrolling, online entertainment, pointless content, procrastination, screen time, social media, technology addiction, time wasting, unhealthy habits, unproductive, wasting time

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4151
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	177	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

#revelation, arms race, ATOMIC, bombs, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, Diplomacy, explosive, Global, INFORMATION, International, International truth, nukes, peace negotiations, power, Secrets, SECURITY, Truth, Truth nukes, War, WARFARE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!